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Mister Freign
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Psssh. Cannes is dominated by politics. Now it's just illegal downloads of Criterion Collection gems that we only play a few seconds of while we take a picture of ourselves watching it with our damn iPhones, and tweet about it. On food stamps.

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gundamgarrett
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quote:
Originally posted by Coincidence
Alarm bells should have started ringing at this point. Do you really take this seriously?


Alarm bells started ringing at the 86% liberal.

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Coincidence
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quote:
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Alarm bells started ringing at the 86% liberal.

Well, the alarm bells rang and that's what's important.

You liberal.

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Liberal hobbits are intolerable.

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Apparently I'm a hobbit too.

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J E B Stuart
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No. You're the Cheesemeister.

Amen.

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Indeed.

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Amen.

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i'm a hobbit.

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euphorbia
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I just took this test. http://www.politicaltest.net/test/


i guess in parts of Europe Id be considered a

a neoliberal democrat?

god the democrats in this country have just made that word an insult to be associated with, as a result of their stupid. I kinda want to go take a shower

it said 20% were more extremist than me. crop fail

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billgerat
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You are a cosmopolitan Social Democrat. 14 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 33 percent are more extremist than you.

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ha. 77% of people are more extremist than i.

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Roshigoth
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Hmm... You are a National Democratic Socialist. 3 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 63 percent are more extremist than you.




There were a number of questions that I really didn't understand what they were talking about. They sounded either poorly worded (as if written by non-native English speakers), or they used unfamiliar terms.

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http://www.zimbio.com/quiz/Ukldm8Pi...+Wars+Character

Didn't see that coming.

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Political test... I'm a male graduate from Denmark, isn't that all they need to know? Terrible test, by the way.

E.g. "Religious education should be a compulsory subject at all schools."
That depends a lot on the education.

"The resources have to be managed by society."
Errrr.

"The state has to ensure that people are able to live off their work with dignity."
What?

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Hardly.

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Jar-Jar would be a better fit, bill.

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Roshigoth
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quote:
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Political test... I'm a male graduate from Denmark, isn't that all they need to know? Terrible test, by the way.

E.g. "Religious education should be a compulsory subject at all schools."
That depends a lot on the education.

"The resources have to be managed by society."
Errrr.

"The state has to ensure that people are able to live off their work with dignity."
What?

Good, I wasn't the only one who thought that was some terrible wording.

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