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billgerat
Hope-nosis

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quote:
Originally posted by Coincidence
in one of the best shows ever


That's why I don't know of him. I don't watch much TV.

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karen
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This will be an awesome night.

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Coincidence
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quote:
Originally posted by billgerat
That's why I don't know of him. I don't watch much TV.

I watch them on DVD. It's a plastic disc that holds enormous amounts of information. Kind of crazy, really.
Anyway, I got ripped off on my latest DVD purchase, which claimed it was the entire final season of BB. When it ended somewhat disappointingly I learned that there are 8 more episodes.
That brought on some mixed emotions, lemmetellya.

I better find out who I should get high with.

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Coincidence
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That was funny, man.


"Call up the Choom Gang and batten down the hatches: This joint is about to get presidential. You’ll probably spend most of your time talking about basketball and how much the leader of Romania kinda sucks. He’s just got that permanent stink eye, you know? Rest assured: You’re going to be smoking the best stuff the world has to offer — no trade regulations up in this bitch."

Woah.

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Coincidence
Counterfeit

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Nooo, on my second try I got:



"Ever heard of *ahem* baked goods? Well, after you two have prepared and eaten the richest, moistest hash brownies on this side of Iceland, you’ll settle down for a little scrapbook session. The two of you will laugh about her prison stories. She’ll even let you try on her old ankle bracelet, and while you’re doing that, she’ll prepare you some cheesecake, AND cupcakes, AND chocolate cake, AND her famous mac ‘n’ cheese. The kitchen is your kingdom and Martha is the queen."

I can't win at this game.

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billgerat
Hope-nosis

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Who were you in your past life?

http://www.playbuzz.com/rachaelg/wh...-your-past-life

A Buddhist Monk



You are calm, relaxed and at one with yourself. You do not get caught up in the hustle and bustle of everyday life, but instead take the time to appreciate everything around you. For you, happiness, good health and fun is key

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Trenchant_Troll
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Yeah, right.

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karen
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Who Were You In Your Past Life?
Egyptian Royalty

You were born to be a leader. You have a thirst for wealth and power, and you will do anything to get it and keep it. You RULE (quite literally)!!

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Coincidence
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I think I got Obama because I chose the black lighter.

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billgerat
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quote:
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Yeah, right.


I think in your past life you were an arthritic monkey who threw shit at the children in a petting zoo.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
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I also got Buddhist Monk.
Yea.

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Roshigoth
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I think it gives everyone Buddhist Monk.

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Large Filipino
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I answered differently again and I got a hot babe hippy.

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J E B Stuart
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Who wuz I in my past life?

A Greek Philosopher



You are a quiet soul who enjoys reading and writing above all else. You spend a lot of your time thinking about religion, philosophy and how to make the world a better place. Just like your past-self, you are likely to influence others around you.

It's the Dickel.

Amen.

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Roshigoth
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Which Car Should You Actually Drive?

You got: a 1975 Dodge Charger

You’re an ol’ reliable standard. Just like the Charger, you’re here to stay. You don’t take BS from anyone, and you’ve got a strict code you live by. That code includes driving one of the flyest cars around, so congrats.


Oddly enough, I got a model of one of those for Christmas.

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magnolia
playground monitor

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You got: a Lamborghini Aventador

This is the best result on the quiz. Do you know who drives Lamborghinis? EVERY SUCCESSFUL PERSON EVER, THAT’S WHO. You’re a sleek individual who is adept at getting out of the stickiest situations. You’ve always got your eye on the prize, and hopefully that’s a Lambo. You know, because you should actually be driving it.


huh. i don't even like that car.

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billgerat
Hope-nosis

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Which U.S. President Are You?

You got: Ulysses S. Grant



You have a rough exterior but deep down you’re forgiving and kind. You are also highly moral. You’re thoughtful and can see how your actions have an impact on the larger scale. But the hope is that you’re not smoking an average of 20 cigars a day.

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quote:
You got: George Washington

Hey there, trendsetter, you sure know what you want — and you seem to figure out exactly how to get it. It’s hard for people to say anything negative about you — you’re just too genuine. You’re a great example for the rest of us. You were born to lead. Keep doin’ your thing.

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billgerat
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I would have laughed if you got Obama.

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Roshigoth
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Which U.S. President Are You?

You got: Andrew Jackson

You’ve never been given handouts and for that, your success tastes so much sweeter. You may be given great power, but you have the great responsibility to handle it. You always do what you think is best. Hats off to you.

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J E B Stuart
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You got: Thomas Jefferson

You grew up fast, but you grew up right. You are bold, you make big moves… and we can only admire you for it. You’ve got the brains and the wit to back it up. Can’t hold you down… but why would we try?

Amen.

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magnolia
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You got: Teddy Roosevelt

You are definitely one of a kind. You’re infectiously optimistic and your tenacity and perseverance will get you far in life. You make a lasting impression on everyone who comes into contact with you. And sometimes you fancy the occasional elephant hunt.

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Trenchant_Troll
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quote:
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I would have laughed if you got Obama.


People tell me I remind them of George Washington all the time. I think that between my dashing good looks, my humility, and my ability to get people to do what I want them to makes me a kindred our first and finest president for sure. Why, if he was alive today, he and I would hangout together because he would be consumed with wishing he could be me like everyone else.

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You got: Ronald Reagan

You’ve been a natural leader from a young age. People gravitate toward you. You have a number of goals, but at the end of the day, you really want to just believe in yourself and help others to believe in themselves too.

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