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Coincidence
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Tom J for me.

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billgerat
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quote:
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People tell me I remind them of George Washington all the time. I think that between my dashing good looks, my humility, and my ability to get people to do what I want them to makes me a kindred our first and finest president for sure. Why, if he was alive today, he and I would hangout together because he would be consumed with wishing he could be me like everyone else.


You misunderstood - they've been comparing you to the George Washington Bridge. You're straight, flat, people walk all over you and have been for years, and your infrastructure has been crumbling for quite some time, requiring a large sum of money to repair you.

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Thomas Jefferson approves of that message.

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by Dacarlo
You got: Ronald Reagan



You’ve been a natural leader from a young age. People gravitate toward you. You have a number of goals, but at the end of the day, you really want to just believe in yourself and help others to believe in themselves too.


Sometimes the caption just speaks out loud: "Hey fellow. Yes, you there in front. Smell my finger."

Amen.

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quote:
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/what...-belong-in?bffb

That one is 110% worthless. It doesn't have football on it.

Amen.

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What Country Do You Actually Belong In?

You got: Finland

You’re an open-minded person and chances are you love being close to nature. You can sometimes seem a bit aloof, but that’s only because you enjoy silence. There’s nothing like going it alone and trying to explore something you’ve never seen by yourself. You’re honest, reliable and exceptionally loyal. Let’s be honest: Finland is the best of the countries that end in “land.”

Hm.... Ok.

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Me too,

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What Country Do You Actually Belong In?

You got: Jamaica

Good music, good friends, good beaches, good weed — does anything else even matter? Why worry about anything when you can chill instead? You’re a firm believer in taking it easy, knowing that things have a way of working out. The rest of the world can stress and fret. You don’t need to because you know the secret to happiness is relaxation. Keep on keeping on, man.

Jamacian me crazy, mon. I really don't want to go there.

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What Country Do You Actually Belong In?

You got: France

You’re fabulous and you know it. You can be a bit pessimistic and fatalistic about life, but no one knows how to enjoy a good meal and some great wine quite as well as you do. Life is short and meaningless so you’ve decided to savor it as much as you can. BON VOYAGE!

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Large Filipino
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quote:
Originally posted by J E B Stuart
That one is 110% worthless. It doesn't have football on it.

Amen.



Football is an American sport so you would be in the right place because it would make the choices less clear. Because everywhere else it's soccer.
I bet if someone would press baseball it would show 'Merica.

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quote:
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I bet if someone would press baseball it would show 'Merica.
Sad thing is, baseball's more popular in Cuba and Japan than it is in the US.

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quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
Football is an American sport so you would be in the right place because it would make the choices less clear. Because everywhere else it's soccer.
I bet if someone would press baseball it would show 'Merica.


Then I misspoke. That quiz is, at a minimum, 216% worthless.

Amen.

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quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
Football is an American sport

Woah there, sparky.

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quote:
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You misunderstood - they've been comparing you to the George Washington Bridge. You're straight, flat, people walk all over you and have been for years, and your infrastructure has been crumbling for quite some time, requiring a large sum of money to repair you.


Are you calling the Father of Our Country a liar?

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People are still laughing when they hear this quote:

"Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty."

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And now, presenting the Idiot Moron Test, prepared by:

a. An idiot
b. A moron
c. Someone who can't spell worth a shit
d. Someone who thinks spell checker is a board game
e. A yellow dog democrat

Oh. My results:

"You are 92% not an Idiot Moron

Welp You obviously cheated which automatically makes you a complete idiot moron! thank you for showing me how much of a failure you are! Have a nice day idiot!!!!
"

Amen.

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What a horrible test.

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Indeed. I'm certain I lost several IQ points (that I could not spare) just taking the damned thing.

Amen.

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I thought it was quite fun.

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quote:
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I thought it was quite fun.

This is for you.

Me:

You Scored as You're Filipino, Yeauuuuuh!
You are Filipino, but you are not a fob.

You're Filipino, Yeauuuuuh!
45%

You're not Filipino (or try to hide it). BOO!
0%

Pinoy ka talaga! Astig.. Pare!
0%

Amen.

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Through my FB feed, I have now seen warnings against doing those tests. They be sellin yo info dude!

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Heh, no doubt. I'm sure the info that I'm a not-fob Pinoy was worth every penny they'll receive for it.

Amen.

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