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Coincidence
Counterfeit

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Pro tip: You can pretend it's an arab woman.

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
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That means JEB probably masturbated to you picture, missjo.

Probably?

Amen.

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mattdk
, Architect Of Thought

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2013

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mattdk
, Architect Of Thought

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OCD Hyperboredom

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jazebelle: 1
missjo: 1
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jazebelle
Ms Sayang

Registered: Dec 2006
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What?



p/s: Nice dress mattdekay

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DRZ
SS: GIFs ARE autoplays!

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So it is, God dammit, I had a wank as well, thought it was Missjo.

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Mister Freign
Population Surplus

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quote:
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I did to Mister Freigns, toughest wank of my life!!!


Thanks fer trying, bubby. I, too, am all out of [p]. Again.

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Sookee
good luck with that.

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Pussycat took my car to Uni the other day when we were getting hammered by snow. She called to tell me the main roads were clear and that she'd be home in 20 minutes. So I sat in the window seat waiting for her. That's when it happened. I saw her stop at the cross street,look both ways and proceed to pull out.Out of NOWHERE,the crazy old lady who lives down the street plows into her. She's fine but my car not so much. I'm still waiting for the insurance adjuster to get back to me.

I'm annoyed at crazy old lady,and I'm annoyed at my insurance company.

(Should have put this in the Shit that annoys me thread.*shrugs* Oh well)

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

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You know what's wrong with our Driver's license process?
You take one test at a very young age and you're good to drive FOR LIFE.
We need to retest when we reach a certain age.
Fucking ridiculous.
I hope that lady is insured.

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Sookee
good luck with that.

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I feel ya LF. I have the same opinion. My Grandmother just turned 90. She stopped driving 15 years ago,she said she just didn't trust herself behind the wheel any longer.As for the crazy old lady,yes,she was insured.Thankfully..

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magnolia
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odd. here, once you get to a certain age, you have to retest every 4 years.

sorry about your ride, but glad the kidlet is ok.

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Large Filipino
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I didn't like my background so I Bronco Orange'd it.

This is Bandit.
He is full grown now because his brother is huge.
His mom is also his sister.
His dad is also his grandpa.
That fucking Ollie.
And yet he's pretty smart.
And he's tiny as fuck.

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J E B Stuart
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Awwww, bless his widdle heart! I can see by his eyes he's scared to death he's fixin' to be a snack.

Amen.

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Coincidence
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Yeah, plz not to eat dog.

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DRZ
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Sookee
good luck with that.

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I think I see your pussy in the background.

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DRZ
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He is, not very happy pussy because I just put flea stuff in him!

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magnolia
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the cat's not very happy, either

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

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Dude. You look like you're getting buff.

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DRZ
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I've been slim for years .... since Sookee called me fat infact!!! It was like a skewer into my heart. She will deny this.

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Sookee
good luck with that.

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I'm sorry if I fat shamed you,DRZ.. I feel badly about it.

But hey! you look fantastic! So... My bad did good!

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DRZ
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I'm sorry if I fat shamed you,DRZ.. I feel badly about it.

But hey! you look fantastic! So... My bad did good!



I'm not a girl, but life is better skinny!

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Trenchant_Troll
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I've been slim for years .... since Sookee called me fat infact!!! It was like a skewer into my heart. She will deny this.


You're still fat, fatso.

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DRZ
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Oh, you spent 3 months in a coma and now you're a slimming expert, eh!

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karen
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you look very different without the sunglasses. more british, but in a good way. nice photo.

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