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Large Filipino
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It keeps changing.
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We don't talk about it.

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Dingle
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The 27th? Is that normal in the UK to wait so long? In the US I think the funeral is typically within 3 or 4 days (unless you're an ex president).

Do they need help with funeral expenses?

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Coincidence
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Sky burial ftw.

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Do brits embalm their dead like the yanks?

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Trenchant_Troll
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Judging by their "cuisine", they eat them.

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missjo
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actually TT I was there not all that long ago & found the food there to be surprisingly awesome

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Coincidence
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That's what he meant.

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quote:
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Judging by their "cuisine", they eat them.


Not *American* cuisine.

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How many people had to die to make that?

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Dacarlo
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Given your failed contribution lately we had to resort to yo mamma.

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aminal
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Is that guacamole? Why the fuck is there guacamole in there?

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Could be mushy peas.

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We know what it will turn into, though.

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quote:
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Given your failed contribution lately we had to resort to yo mamma.


If only any of that were true.

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karen
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quote:
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Is that guacamole? Why the fuck is there guacamole in there?


because guacamole burgers are fucking delicious?

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quote:
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because guacamole burgers are fucking delicious?


Weirdo

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karen
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Seriously. Burgers with colby-jack, jalapenos, and guac are amazing.
I'm not sure why I'm surprised you guys haven't had them, but they really are. Try it sometime.

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theMAC
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Karen = win

Brits are afraid of Guacamole because they frequently cut them selves trying to slice avocados and have to go to their socialized hospitals where they miss the great American TV programming they can only get on BBC4.

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Roshigoth
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Guacamole tastes horrible and looks like baby shit. Never understood why it's so popular.

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magnolia
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newsflash....there's more to american cuisine than burgers. that's kinda like saying the extent of british cuisine is fish n chips.

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NO WAY

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quote:
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newsflash....there's more to american cuisine than burgers. that's kinda like saying the extent of british cuisine is fish n chips.


I imagine American cuisine is quite diverse given its roots and the melting pot effect with all the stuff that's over there.

I do fancy a really nice burger today though.

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Mugtoe
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I quit the FB group a while back and now cannot find it.

My guac is the best ever. I ate some last night.

Otis loves avocados.

carry on

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This is the group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/207999722576983/ apparently.

Not this one: https://www.facebook.com/groups/10150104860440052/ which seems to be dead.

I like guac, I just can't see why you'd put it on a burger. *boggle*

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