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FuhQall
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quote:
Originally posted by magnolia

it's easy to be cynical. however, having lost my home and possessions in katrina and having been helped get my life back together in ways big and small afterwards made me realize that even help that seems small to you when you give it may mean the world to the person who's getting it.

You have given considerably, there are happy people in the bahamas that are loving your stuff, ever since it washed up on their beaches.

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You have given considerably, there are happy people in the bahamas that are loving your stuff, ever since it washed up on their beaches.


Dildoes float then?

(sorry Mags, couldn't resist)

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FuhQall
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I am not sure if they float either, is there a formula that similar to that of volume being able to be determined by the amount of water it will displace? If so, mags dildo may have floated there or have been driven there with other supplies and personnel.

Sorry mags, couldn't resist either.

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There's a reason why her daughter is such a good swimmer.

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NP, Jim.


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Hope it's ok if I call you Jim? I feel dirty whenever I have to write Starbuck.

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quote:
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You have given considerably, there are happy people in the bahamas that are loving your stuff, ever since it washed up on their beaches.
bwahahaha

i only wish it had washed to the bahamas.

cleaning out and throwing away my sodden, muddy, molded stuff was teh yuck. i had thought that i would be able to renovate my home....had i known that i would have to tear it down and start over, i would've just let them scoop it out with the wrecking ball debris.

if anyone here ever has to evacuate for disaster purposes, i have a few recommendations.

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oh, and by the way... if one's sex toys have batteries, that weighs them down. corded items stay attached to the outlet.

hope that helps.

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Crikey, a sex toy that needs to be mains-fed??! Did your daughter come out sideways?!

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quote:
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Hope it's ok if I call you Jim? I feel dirty whenever I have to write Starbuck.


Ah, a Melvillephobe? Whatever floats your boat. Just don't call me late for supper.

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quote:
Originally posted by FuhQall
Crikey, a sex toy that needs to be mains-fed??! Did your daughter come out sideways?!

Alternatively, she might have impressive muscle control requiring higher torque to stop it bogging down when the ummm, going gets tough shall we say.

Can ya bend nails with it mags?

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Crikey, a sex toy that needs to be mains-fed??! Did your daughter come out sideways?!
lol, no.

i just got tired of batteries giving out at really inconvenient times.

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Alternatively, she might have impressive muscle control requiring higher torque to stop it bogging down when the ummm, going gets tough shall we say.

Can ya bend nails with it mags?

only yours, darlin',

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theMAC
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quote:
Originally posted by creepy uncle
Dildoes float then?

(sorry Mags, couldn't resist)



"we all float down here"

(sorry, creepy, I couldn't resist.)

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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
I drove from Houston to Detroit, MI once to pick up a young man I only knew online. Brought him back to Houston, and he resided with my son and niece and I for about 5 months. *snip*


I remember that guy. He left you rhouse and moved in with me, then broke my weed whacker. Like a shmuck, I traded him an SKS for his remington 597 .22LR (I still have the 597 and have yet to kill anything with it)

I hope he got help because I know I didn't.

In all honesty, I spent a few nights at simon's Houston house and he came to my father's memorial and properly upset my republican relatives. An accomplishment, for which, I will always respect him.

Also, I once let a guy from North Carolina, who I ONLY knew from an online forum quit his job, sell his house and move half way across the country to live with me while he courted a gal I also knew from an online forum whom I had helped move twice in the same year (my limit BTW).

This meant he spent every night at her house 30+ miles away getting laid and I took care of his great dane while his cat slowly rotted under my house. [/victim card]

A decade later they are still married with an ever growing family and I can't find a woman an IQ high enough to qualify for the death penalty.

funny old world, ain't it?

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magnolia
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that was pretty damn nice of you. are you the godfadda to any of those kids?

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theMAC
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a gentleman doesn't discuss such things.

oh. you said godfather.....

my bad.

Another story:
I went to Atlanta once on business and took the time to meet a friend I had only known "online". I spent the day with him and his wife and his kids. We went shooting and cooked out and had a nice time. He was a great guy. He had a nice family.
Then I went home.
Then his wife left him.
Then he found someone else and got married. He now has another nice home and another nice family.

I'm not being histrionic. I, honestly, don't get it.

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you can't discuss whether or not your friends recognized your pivotal role in their children's existence by naming you a godfather to one of them?

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theMAC
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sorry. I was slow with my editing.

The only pivital role I've had in a child's life was when I made mine.

And that succumbed when I introduced my soon-to-be estranged wife to someone from this forum whom she married.

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I only have (2) friends and I am so stressed by dealing with people during the week at my job that I can't face spending my one day off with either of them.

I recently got my best friend a job where I work and now I can barely be civil to him.

Any time spent with anyone is torture. I couldn't post here if I didn't drink and I wouldn't post here if I had the attention span left to watch TV.

I know it sounds bad, but you get used to it.

We soldier on.

Let's end with a funny story to lighten the mood.
Speaking of Atlanta Georgia. I recently got blitzed at the Westin hotel (airport) and got thrown out of the Delta airlines flight attendant graduation party (called "lift") by a very gay man who was upset that I didn't have the proper lanyard. I assured him it was OK because "I was with logistics"
To make maters worse, I later accosted a poor young women who worked for sharpie by belligerently accusing her of working for marks-a-lot. FYI: not a good way to get indelible pussy.

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i get that. after dealing with the kids/people at work, i have to work hard at not pushing off my frustration on my kid. and when she goes to visit her dad or spends the night with a friend, i shut down, don't talk to or see anyone because i just need a break from people. i like posting because i can pick it up or put it down at my leisure.

i just can't believe that your wife left you for someone here. that just seems too surreal.

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btw, i read that last bit as "inedible pussy" and thought "why on earth would anyone want that, anyway?"

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Mac's stories reminded me - my son (SatansLefthand here) spent the night at Mac's place at least 4 times, and another three times at his best friends home a few miles down the road. We all met onliine. SLH and I attended the wedding of Mudflap and PB a few months after he moved in with Mac. Another online acquaintance (Billyman) was Mudflaps best friend from NC, and was best man at the wedding. I think he stayed at Mac's place on that trip.

Mac's Dad was a real character, as was his uncle, who we met at Mac's place one weekend. His Dad told me the story of Mac's mom and the commanding general of Nato's wife getting dumped into a castle moat when the drawbridge was blown up under their car, and many other stories from his military career.

I've met about thirty folks from this forum and others over the last dozen years. With only one exception, I'd welcome any of them into my home at any time, as I have been welcomed into many of theirs. Hell, this pkace reunited me in contact with a high school flame, whom I am still in contact with, and who re-united me with another old high school friend.

I met online and got to know the retired Archbishop (Anglican) of Uganda, and was able to bring him together with a corporate donor who provided a generator, a satellite dish and Hughes Net service, plus 60 desk top computers to the boy's orphanage and school he founded after retirement. He's gone now, but I met him IRL at the international conference held in Lake Charles a few years ago.

I've met a lot of good people online, and subsequently IRL.

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Who is the exception? Name and shame.

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Who is the exception? Name and shame.


Lu's drugbuddy, Amerikan Junkie.

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