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FuhQall
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What did he do to deserve such ire, specifics and details may prove helpful in replicating the result.

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I'm pretty sure it had to do with his bad parenting, and maybe his turning Lu from an attractive curvy pinup into Courtney Love.
I can't speak for The Colonel though, so perhaps he can give you his reasons.

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AmericanJunkie was an utter waste of oxygen. Not to go into too much detail, he was bragging on having his habit under control whilst washing down hydrocodone with whiskey, all the time talking about wanting to get custody of his daughter and acting out rather egregiously. He asked my opinion, I told him exactly what I thought. Which he got a trifle bent about and made various threats. His threats did not impress me, as he was a totally worthless piece of excrement who could not and would not follow through on them.

His interactions with Lu did not concern me at all. She was an adult, intelligent and quite capable. If she chose to hang with and emulate the behavior of an utter loser, that was her problem.

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J E B Stuart
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...Thanks for the feedback. And if any of you are feeling flush, I could use US$1000 if you're up to extending me a little temporary credit. You can trust me ... .

HAHAHAAAAA!!!

Still one of the great punchlines.

Amen.

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I was once asked why I always say "no, but have a good day" to people asking for change. I told a short life experience story with the bottom line being that it is better to acknowledge people than ignore them. It gave the person a new perspective, which was extremely special to me.

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You're absolutely right. I also have discovered that if you simply ignore someone who's asking you for money on the street, they get very angry--but if you reply to them and let them know that you've heard them, then they respond much better. That's why, instead of saying nothing, I always say, "Fuck off you loser, I'm not your Banker."

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How to deal with agressive panhandlers.

Amen.

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Anyway, someone on this forum backed up my raising money for Run For The Cure (breast cancer "run"). It was not a tangible item, but it was very special. The tangible thing I got was a cartoon of me. I used it as a profile pic for ages. It was made by an asylumite's offspring. I thought it was really cool.

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How to deal with agressive panhandlers.

Amen.


Damn you Jeb! Stop hurting my business! It's tough enough as it is for me trying to get people to give me some change!

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Re: aggressive panhandlers, I've offered to buy things before (i.e. food/juice, etc.) only to be turned down. After all, you can't replace dickel with juice, boys.

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The best way to deal with an aggressive panhandler is to say to them, "Are you from the Asylumnation?" and then they run off.

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Send em to Heffernan for a hot meal.

Amen.

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I'm not that cold-hearted.

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Then send em to The Loretta.

Amen.

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Jeb gave me the gift of the Flaming Lips - She don't use Jelly. Never knew the flaming lips until I saw one of his posts.

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Amen.

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Correct. My gift to those of you that have never heard them are two unique bands: the dead milkmen, and the planet smashers (whom I accidentally saw live once)

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Heh, Taking Retards To The Zoo. That song cracks me up.

Youre spot-on about the gifting of songs. For example, I first listened to The Be Good Tanyas after a post by Inky that shed gone to one of their concerts. I pulled up a ewetoob recording of theirs because the name intrigued me.

I first listened to Cake when Social Paradite posted a video of their song Jolene. Good stuff.

Rokkr introduced me to Our Lady Peace via their cover of Neil Youngs Needle And The Damage Done. Great cover.

There are many more, but yeah.

Amen.

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YouTube is the greatest gift ever given to mankind. Greater than fire. Greater than the wheel. And, Jeb, even greater than individually-wrapped cheese slices.

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But, is it greater than ... ummm ... hmmm ... uhhh ... propeller beanie hats?

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Of course not! I'm wearing mine now.

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Better than nipple tassels on a burlesque performer?

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YOU WEAR THOSE TOO?

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No, but Dildo Hitler does. Has for years. So does Dingle.

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Dingle from The Asylumnation?? THAT Dingle?!?!?

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