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Asylum Photo Album 2015, and beyond.

Forget it... delete the thread. Seriously. Just fucking delete it.

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Great start!

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For your chuckles, hmmm, welcome 2015....too much whiskey and Guinness

I was a bit dissapointed they wouldn't let me in the casino with this face hahaha

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Try to look richer next time.

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magnolia
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wtf happened? did you get mugged?

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Tuba

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He called it 'soccer'...

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Hahaha I'll have that one Tuba [p]'s

Mags, I'm afraid I was a bit drunk after a gathering of workmates and fell in a pub taking three tables of drinks with me on the way down???
IT was a mistake me being in this strange pub, but hey ho, no harm done just cost some strangers about £100 of drinks haha, they weren't happy!!!

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skalie
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... so they beat you up. Fair call.

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Haha no, my face was a result of glass and table, or so I'm told. My head felt like it had had a bit of a pounding tho', I am a big fella with a long way to fall!!
But yeah, it would have merited a slap, but not a good hideing imo, that would have been taking liberties!!

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Large Filipino
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Past few days I was not here because I flew to New York and moved my mom and brothers to a new home in Texas.
I drove this 26 feet long in the box Penske truck.
Biggest truck you can rent next to an actual tractor trailer.
Yes it has air brakes.
And you don't need a CDL.
I learned how to slip stream past other truckers even with the governor limited to 70 mph.
You pull up behind a trucker then suddenly it feels like you are on cruise control accelerating. Then you swing to the left lane and the momentum has you passing the other trucker.
I also learned to ease off when a trucker tries to pass me to make room for left lane cars.
And that it didn't really matter how many vehicles passed me by on the highway.
We also had to stop at every weigh station at every state that we crossed.
And at every low underpass I was like SHIT SHIT $%^%$%$#!! AHHHH!!!
That was some real man shit driving this rig across our country.
I think Pedro grew an inch.

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Wuut, it has air brakes?

Hey, I'm trying.

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this weekend was blossom's first formal event. she screwed up the courage and asked a date. here she is before the dance.

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She had to ask for a date?

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yep....she goes to an all-girls' school.

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Beautiful girl you got there. Having 'debuted', looking that good, I'd bet she never has to ask for another date.

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Quite the hottie, I say that in a non threatening non creepy way... if thats possible


How many gears on that rigid LF? Double clutch or is it a road ranger with matched revs and no clutch gear changes?

Dont tell me its an auto?

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Quite the hottie, I say that in a non threatening non creepy way... if thats possible


How many gears on that rigid LF? Double clutch or is it a road ranger with matched revs and no clutch gear changes?

Dont tell me its an auto?



Yes it was an auto.

But I had to manually shift to get it up to speed! :MANLY:

I was the same height as all the other truckers.
And you did not need a CDL!
So me man.

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Skalie what's that Paul McCarthy looking dude doing with that mannequin?

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Wondering if he should have used a condom.

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Yes it was an auto.

But I had to manually shift to get it up to speed! :MANLY:

I was the same height as all the other truckers.
And you did not need a CDL!
So me man.


So my mum could drive it?

Who the fuck is Paul McCarthy?

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Dude, He's a Beetle.
Are you trolling man?

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The sad thing is that you were not trolling when you called him McCarthy. Or a Beetle.

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Dude, He's a Beetle.
Are you trolling man?


Can you not see who is in the fuck off big picture?

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Yes. actual size.

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