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theMAC
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quote:
Originally posted by Tuba
Who the fuck is Paul McCarthy?



he was in wings

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theMAC
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me at the NARBC show last weekend just before showing Brian Barczyk my super cool hypomelanistic TX rat snake

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magnolia
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not everyone can look nonchalant with a snake around his neck.

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theMAC
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It's all part of my 3 prong attack on the females who are naturally attracted to me
AKA: the hottest chics in the trailer park

prong 1: the snake weeds out all the Christians and leaves only the women who feel independent enough to someday be strippers ironically (or through necessity)

prong 2: the beard weeds out all but the ones who have a well known hatred of their father and a secret love-that-dare-not-speak-its-name of their uncle or older hairy male neighbor

prong 3: the dr who shirt makes sure that only the weirdest ones will approach me where they then talk endlessly about things that don't interest me so I can act like I don't care that a chic just noticed me (trust me, that last part is cool as hell)

Also, I have no idea what I'm doing, socially, on any given day and you people don't offer up instructions so I usually just look like a moron and carry on anyway.

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magnolia
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i took a bunch of pictures at the mardi gras parades yesterday. i think i'll put them in a separate thread, because they are bulky.

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magnolia
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i made a separate thread for the mardi gras pics, just because there were so many.

if anyone is interested, here it is.

http://www.asylumnation.com/asylum/...umber_1.html?s=

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plum
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Just because.

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SatansLeftHand
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It's possible I have become a wizard of some sort.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
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Dude. [p]

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Coincidence
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Awesome picture, but surely, that's a dwarf.

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J E B Stuart
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Lordy, Lordy, he's a chip off the ol' block.

Amen.

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Trenchant_Troll
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You look more like a dwarf, SLH.

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skalie
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dwarf

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Coincidence
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Haha! Well said, skalie.

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SimpleSimon
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He may look like a dwarf in that pic, but how many 6' 3" dwarves have you seen?

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theMAC
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latest snake pic

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Coincidence
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Sweet. It matches your beard like in the myths.

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theMAC
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that's not coincidence (no pun intended)
it's the result of 10+ years of selective breeding

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Really? That's awesome. You're god material.

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For a second I thought your shirt print was a spider.

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theMAC
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I caught some ratsnakes breeding in a building at work.

If I'm not getting laid, no one is.

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That would be much more appropriate in the Random Awesomeness thread.

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Indeed, he is appropriate in many places, but the getting laid bit resonated with DerMACH.

Edit: I now realize you were probably talking to him.

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Then, as usual, you misunderstood. My comment was aimed at your posting of that video. Not terribly appropriate, as this is an album thread intended for pictures of members/SO's, etc. No rule prohibits your action, which is why I merey suggested it be moved.

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