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big toenails???? how big

mine hurt my bum?????

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no probs skalie but trouble at home, hust call me in Y O!!

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Are you ok old chap ?

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This coulda been THE thread that changed the world, but skinny fucked it up.

Sumbitch.

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This thread needs its own official song:



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if it's about a toe nail in the ass then I recommend this song

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Re: big toenails???? how big

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mine hurt my bum?????
Pics or it is just hyperbole.

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"Toenails smell, man!" and other incisive commentary ...

The action starts at about 4:49:



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You, too, can have big toenails like skinny:



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This subject was mythologized to let human minds deal with reality.

"In Norse mythology, Naglfar or Naglfari (Old Norse "nail ship") is a boat made entirely from the fingernails and toenails of the dead. During the events of Ragnark, Naglfar is foretold to sail to Vgrr, ferrying hordes that will there battle with the gods. Naglfar is attested in the Poetic Edda, compiled in the 13th century from earlier traditional sources, and the Prose Edda, written in the 13th century by Snorri Sturluson. The boat itself has been connected by scholars with a larger pattern of ritual hair and nail disposal among Indo-Europeans-"

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Amen.

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Amen.

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Toe No Woe Woe



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Saw this thread 'n' got a hankerin' fer a toe tune:



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Amen.

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Re: big toenails???? how big

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mine hurt my bum?????

The boy with big toenails:



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Amen.

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Brett, aka Big Toe from Mullumbimby, NSW. He has no arms, uses his feet for everything from a recording studio to earth moving equipment.

Heres the remnants of a page on him. http://brettnielsen.com/Speaking.php

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Thanks for sharing that, Tuna. I'd never heard of him:



A quick link.

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Who the fuck is Tuna?

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Thank grasshoppa.

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Amen.

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I learned something this week.
Vicks vapor rub can be used to cure fungus in toe nails.

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Amen.

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quote:
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I learned something this week.
Vicks vapor rub can be used to cure fungus in toe nails.


Grasshoppa? Commit these words to heart, send a $3 money order to Westboro Baptist, and then report back on big toenails. Don't fuck around. Just do it.

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