The Asylum   Search Private Messages Options Blogs Images Chat Cam Portals Calendar FAQ's Join  
Asylum Forums : Powered by vBulletin version 2.2.8 Asylum Forums > The Lost Forum > goddamn fucking neer
Pages (4): [1] 2 3 4 »   Last Thread   Next Thread
Author
Thread [new thread]    [post reply]
fubar
mud falcon

Registered: Apr 2005
Location:
Posts: 15017
goddamn fucking neer

Beer is a he good I love tjbeer!!!!!!!!

__________________
The gods of evolution require sacrifice.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 01-23-2015 04:00 AM
fubar is offline Click Here to See the Profile for fubar Click here to Send fubar a Private Message Find more posts by fubar Add fubar to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 53109

Hi fubar HI HI HI!!

__________________

I want a Trump sex doll.
I would throw it in a Orangutan enclosure
And watch the orgy.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 01-23-2015 04:48 AM
Large Filipino is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Large Filipino Click here to Send Large Filipino a Private Message Visit Large Filipino's homepage! Find more posts by Large Filipino Add Large Filipino to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Tuba

Registered: Dec 2013
Location: In a Gumboot
Posts: 1247

What beer is it? Is it one of those poofter beers made from the tears of queers?

__________________
Trolls inner monologue:
America wants socialism
BERNIE PLAN!!
America wants socialism
BERNIE PLAN!!

United Socialist America

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 01-23-2015 05:00 AM
Tuba is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Tuba Click here to Send Tuba a Private Message Find more posts by Tuba Add Tuba to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
fubar
mud falcon

Registered: Apr 2005
Location:
Posts: 15017

A shiner bock. A Sam Adams seasonal. A couple Belgian golden strong ales of unknown origin and three Franconia triple dunkels.

I've pissed a dozen times and still can't drive home.

__________________
The gods of evolution require sacrifice.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 01-23-2015 05:34 AM
fubar is offline Click Here to See the Profile for fubar Click here to Send fubar a Private Message Find more posts by fubar Add fubar to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
fubar
mud falcon

Registered: Apr 2005
Location:
Posts: 15017

Eeee, Tardfarmer! Eeeeee Eeeeeee Eeeeeeeeeee!

__________________
The gods of evolution require sacrifice.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 01-23-2015 05:35 AM
fubar is offline Click Here to See the Profile for fubar Click here to Send fubar a Private Message Find more posts by fubar Add fubar to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
SimpleSimon
Dead Horse Rider

Registered: Dec 2002
Location:
Posts: 28687

Beer is swill.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 01-23-2015 06:12 AM
SimpleSimon is offline Click Here to See the Profile for SimpleSimon Click here to Send SimpleSimon a Private Message Find more posts by SimpleSimon Add SimpleSimon to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
fubar
mud falcon

Registered: Apr 2005
Location:
Posts: 15017

Your post contains one 's' too many, no matter how you look at it.

__________________
The gods of evolution require sacrifice.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 01-23-2015 06:35 AM
fubar is offline Click Here to See the Profile for fubar Click here to Send fubar a Private Message Find more posts by fubar Add fubar to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Coincidence
Counterfeit

Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Sun
Posts: 33004

Ooh, elegant.

__________________
You're in the wrnght place.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 01-23-2015 01:17 PM
Coincidence is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Coincidence Click here to Send Coincidence a Private Message Visit Coincidence's homepage! Find more posts by Coincidence Add Coincidence to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
fubar
mud falcon

Registered: Apr 2005
Location:
Posts: 15017

Even in my absence, I was always the quality this place needed.

__________________
The gods of evolution require sacrifice.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 01-23-2015 02:21 PM
fubar is offline Click Here to See the Profile for fubar Click here to Send fubar a Private Message Find more posts by fubar Add fubar to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Coincidence
Counterfeit

Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Sun
Posts: 33004

Especially in your absence.

__________________
You're in the wrnght place.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 01-23-2015 03:20 PM
Coincidence is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Coincidence Click here to Send Coincidence a Private Message Visit Coincidence's homepage! Find more posts by Coincidence Add Coincidence to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
skinny
Bone-yard

Registered: May 2006
Location:
Posts: 7079

Hi fubar, your name always makes me chuckle.

__________________
Now was that funny HAHA or funny wierd??

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 01-24-2015 10:53 AM
skinny is offline Click Here to See the Profile for skinny Click here to Send skinny a Private Message Find more posts by skinny Add skinny to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
J E B Stuart
Administrator

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 32259

quote:
Originally posted by skinny
Hi fubar, your name always makes me chuckle.

Dang, that is deep.

Amen.

__________________
" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not�the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 01-31-2018 08:45 PM
J E B Stuart is offline Click Here to See the Profile for J E B Stuart Click here to Send J E B Stuart a Private Message Visit J E B Stuart's homepage! Find more posts by J E B Stuart Add J E B Stuart to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
GoFuckYourselves!
#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 16449

quote:
Originally posted by J E B Stuart
Dang, that is deep.

This makes me chuckle.

__________________
Report this post to a moderator!!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-04-2018 04:15 AM
GoFuckYourselves! is offline Click Here to See the Profile for GoFuckYourselves! Click here to Send GoFuckYourselves! a Private Message Find more posts by GoFuckYourselves! Add GoFuckYourselves! to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Coincidence
Counterfeit

Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Sun
Posts: 33004

fubar couldn't handle the burn

__________________
You're in the wrnght place.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-04-2018 01:14 PM
Coincidence is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Coincidence Click here to Send Coincidence a Private Message Visit Coincidence's homepage! Find more posts by Coincidence Add Coincidence to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
J E B Stuart
Administrator

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 32259

There’s probably counseling for that.

Maybe.

Amen.

__________________
" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not�the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-06-2018 12:43 AM
J E B Stuart is offline Click Here to See the Profile for J E B Stuart Click here to Send J E B Stuart a Private Message Visit J E B Stuart's homepage! Find more posts by J E B Stuart Add J E B Stuart to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
GoFuckYourselves!
#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 16449

Then I'll need to retain counsel.

__________________
Report this post to a moderator!!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-07-2018 12:05 PM
GoFuckYourselves! is offline Click Here to See the Profile for GoFuckYourselves! Click here to Send GoFuckYourselves! a Private Message Find more posts by GoFuckYourselves! Add GoFuckYourselves! to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
J E B Stuart
Administrator

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 32259

What? Do you have a burn that you’re failing to handle, too?

Amen.

__________________
" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not�the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-07-2018 04:07 PM
J E B Stuart is offline Click Here to See the Profile for J E B Stuart Click here to Send J E B Stuart a Private Message Visit J E B Stuart's homepage! Find more posts by J E B Stuart Add J E B Stuart to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
GoFuckYourselves!
#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 16449

Uncle Jeb, I have so many failings. PLEASE HELP ME!!!

__________________
Report this post to a moderator!!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-07-2018 06:12 PM
GoFuckYourselves! is offline Click Here to See the Profile for GoFuckYourselves! Click here to Send GoFuckYourselves! a Private Message Find more posts by GoFuckYourselves! Add GoFuckYourselves! to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
J E B Stuart
Administrator

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 32259

Okay, Herk. Help has arrived. Do this:

1 - Take two aspirin;
2 - Down two shots of Dickel for each aspirin;
3 - Put Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire” on repeat;
4 - Turn out the lights;
5 - Flop into your recliner; and
6 - Take two more shots o’ Dickel every 15 minutes until you lose count of how many shots you’ve taken.

Glad to help.

Amen.

__________________
" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not�the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-08-2018 12:22 AM
J E B Stuart is offline Click Here to See the Profile for J E B Stuart Click here to Send J E B Stuart a Private Message Visit J E B Stuart's homepage! Find more posts by J E B Stuart Add J E B Stuart to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
GoFuckYourselves!
#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 16449

IT WORKED!

What year are we in?

__________________
Report this post to a moderator!!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-08-2018 02:33 AM
GoFuckYourselves! is offline Click Here to See the Profile for GoFuckYourselves! Click here to Send GoFuckYourselves! a Private Message Find more posts by GoFuckYourselves! Add GoFuckYourselves! to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
J E B Stuart
Administrator

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 32259

Mars years or Earth years?

Amen.

__________________
" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not�the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-08-2018 02:39 AM
J E B Stuart is offline Click Here to See the Profile for J E B Stuart Click here to Send J E B Stuart a Private Message Visit J E B Stuart's homepage! Find more posts by J E B Stuart Add J E B Stuart to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
GoFuckYourselves!
#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 16449

What planet is this?

__________________
Report this post to a moderator!!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-08-2018 03:00 AM
GoFuckYourselves! is offline Click Here to See the Profile for GoFuckYourselves! Click here to Send GoFuckYourselves! a Private Message Find more posts by GoFuckYourselves! Add GoFuckYourselves! to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
J E B Stuart
Administrator

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 32259

Uranus. In the Asylumnation, it inevitably ends up in some anus. Hisanus. Heranus. Theiranus. Fredsanus...

That’s just how it is.

Amen.

__________________
" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not�the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-09-2018 07:24 AM
J E B Stuart is offline Click Here to See the Profile for J E B Stuart Click here to Send J E B Stuart a Private Message Visit J E B Stuart's homepage! Find more posts by J E B Stuart Add J E B Stuart to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
GoFuckYourselves!
#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 16449

Then please get me out of Uranus!!!

__________________
Report this post to a moderator!!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-10-2018 03:31 PM
GoFuckYourselves! is offline Click Here to See the Profile for GoFuckYourselves! Click here to Send GoFuckYourselves! a Private Message Find more posts by GoFuckYourselves! Add GoFuckYourselves! to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
J E B Stuart
Administrator

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 32259

Okay, Herk. You’re back on Uranus.

On a side note, have you ever considered going to Jupiter, known throughout the solar system as “The Land Where Circumcision Began”? I hear they have the best Kosher dogs and Matzo balls this side of The Kuiper Belt.

Amen.

__________________
" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not�the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-10-2018 05:08 PM
J E B Stuart is offline Click Here to See the Profile for J E B Stuart Click here to Send J E B Stuart a Private Message Visit J E B Stuart's homepage! Find more posts by J E B Stuart Add J E B Stuart to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
All times are GMT. The time now is 01:28 AM. Post New Thread    Post A Reply
Pages (4): [1] 2 3 4 »   Last Thread   Next Thread
Show Printable Version | Email this Page | Subscribe to this Thread

Forum Jump:
 

Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is ON
vB code is ON
Smilies are ON
[IMG] code is ON
 

< Contact Us - The Asylum >

Copyright © 2014- Imaginet Inc.
[Legal Notice] | [Privacy Policy] | [Site Index]