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missfunsize
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Shit that makes me smile

moist chocolate cake and a hot americano to go with it

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jazebelle
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The Big Bang Theory. Teehee.

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ignatz mouse
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Jazzy, put up a sound file of you singing "Soft Kitty"!!! (I will whore to get you 3 points of your choice if you do.)

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jazebelle
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OMG. Ok. Deal.
But when I get home.
I'm at work now.
Though if I do that, I think I only deserve UH points.

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ignatz mouse
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Class and dickel, too. And, possibly, prevert, if you can manage to Marilyn Monroe it up a bit.

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mudded
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Taking the derivative of e^x and getting e^x as a result gets me every time

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Dacarlo
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quote:
Originally posted by jazebelle
OMG. Ok. Deal.
But when I get home.
I'm at work now.
Though if I do that, I think I only deserve UH points.



If this happens I need a copy. Getting Jaz to sing has been impossible.

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Coincidence
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People using the word shit for giving things like chocolate cake a fecal aspect.

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jazebelle
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quote:
Originally posted by Dacarlo
If this happens I need a copy. Getting Jaz to sing has been impossible.


Hey Mouse? I'm only doing this if you promise not to send a copy to Dac.

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Dacarlo
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Hey mouse. How much cash/beer/weed are we talking for you to break a promise?

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Dacarlo.

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SimpleSimon
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quote:
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Hey mouse. How much cash/beer/weed are we talking for you to break a promise?
Knowing the mouse, you cannot offer her enough to violate a promise.

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jazebelle
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quote:
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Jazzy, put up a sound file of you singing "Soft Kitty"!!! (I will whore to get you 3 points of your choice if you do.)


Check Facebook!

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Damnit, now that song is stuck in my head. Thanks Sheldon Cooper.

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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
Knowing the mouse, you cannot offer her enough to violate a promise.


Thanks.

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Its ok. I've been told I might get a live rendition someday

edit: Which incidentally made me smile.

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When Mugtoes face shows up in a FB comment stream despite me having no FB friends on teh asylum.

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Krunk Fu
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watching cool shows like mudcats and duck dynasty on tv.

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SimpleSimon
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quote:
Originally posted by ignatz mouse
Thanks.
You are welcome. Simple statement of fact.

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Large Filipino
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Bacon.

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I would throw it in a Orangutan enclosure
And watch the orgy.

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I really enjoy meeting new and interesting people. Even when they promptly take exception to something I do/say and get confrontational. As Tefl can attest - I emjoyed my brief acquaintance with the irate fool at that gas station in Utah. I was laughing as we drove away, after I got Tefl calmed down.

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Tefl
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You should have let me beat him in the face with the walking stick. That would have made me smile.

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"Get in the fucking car, Tefl! Now!

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jazebelle
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quote:
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Jazzy, put up a sound file of you singing "Soft Kitty"!!! (I will whore to get you 3 points of your choice if you do.)


/whores her voice for pernts.

http://www.wakizashi.com/Softkitty.wav

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Coincidence
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Just needs a techno beat and some wobble bass. Also, you are the shit that makes me smile.

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