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J E B Stuart
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Like we’re akin to a gateway drug? A highway to Hell?

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I'm already booked there.

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Hell won’t have me. Even Hell has standards, plus they’re all about diversity of late.

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Hell won’t have me. Even Hell has standards, plus they’re all about diversity of late.

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Starbucks is all about the diversity of latte.

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IMHO, Starbucks is for squids who think they can somehow purchase self-esteem by paying way the hell too much.

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They're great for free WiFi and that's it.

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If you got hitched to FeFe, would she be your WiFi?

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She WAS my wifey!

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That I should not talk about other people's privates ....
Would that apply to nudists, strippers and the like? After all, their stuff is publics, rather than privates.

And The Loretta’s publics should be permanently quarantined.

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Pubics should never go publics....especially at Publix.

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The fake news media will never publish such pubescent republican poppycock.

So. These are public services. Each and every pu... post.

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Putrid posts by pusillanimous posters propound to postulate positivity while passing Pittsburgh, Paddy.

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And that’s why I avoid Pittsburgh entirely and stay in Chinchilla, instead.

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Chinchilla? Too vanilla, fella!

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You alliterated so much with writing poop once!

I'm so proud of you, GFY!

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So let's have a parade!

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Sorry, Herk. I checked on that. Unfortunately, grand marshal Melvin is wearin’ an ankle bracelet and it ain’t comin’ off for a while.

He’s one dumb sonofabitch, but he can sure twirl a baton.

Amen.

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He’s one dumb sonofabitch, but he can sure twirl a baton.


If he can swirl a futon, he's got something.

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He started with croutons and worked his way up.

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This site has taught me that not everyone is brainwashed and thinks this earlier VBB version is no good in todays world...... THIS SITE IS BEAUTIFUL AND I HOPE THEY CONTINUE TO NOT HAVE ANY PROBLEMS HERE..... This site runs faster/better than 99% of sites I am on now......


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Fuck yes. Any time soon, people will realize this and return.

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Fuck yes. Any time soon, people will realize this and return.


Yep. Any day now...

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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...... This site runs faster/better than 99% of sites I am on now........
Dude, how many sites are you on now?

Amen.

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Yeah, give us the names. Jeb and I want to go over there and bring them more poop.

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