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J E B Stuart
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We have tons and tons of it to share.

Amen.

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Oh boy, we sure doodoo.

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Yep. Any day now...
Your wish is my command, Madame 2-Limes:



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Yep. Any day now...

Things like this make life worth living.

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Things like this make life worth living.
Its about time you started living, Dane. I doubt youll get any volunteers to administer CPR if you dont.



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Jesus, I can't handle that much american sleaze.

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You couldn't even handle a fucking paper route.

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I woulda liked to have been Susan Haywards paper boy. Hubba, hubba!

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You couldn't even handle a fucking paper route.
The similarities never ocurred to me. But obviously it's about being confronted with stupidity and trying to get rid of it in life. It was a lot easier with the paper route. But you can't really quit a world infested with American lunacy.

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... But you can't really quit a world infested with American lunacy.
Just keep importing refugees and voila! Your wish will come true.

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Why do you like to parade your ignorance like that?

Isn't here a little voice somewhere in your head going 'this may be stupid, I should check out if I'm stupid and avoid looking stupid'?

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One thing is for sure, Dencey. In all your years here, youve proven yourself wholly incapable of alleviating my, or for that matter anyone elses, ignorance.

But, you are consistent, if nothing else. Ill give you that.

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Coinzy, I wish the United States would disappear for a year...just so I could see you begging for its return. I'm afraid you don't know how lucky you are that we're here. I fully expect you to laugh at this.

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Notice how JEB didn't even attempt to deny his stupidity.

Also what is about Americans and the fascination with shit and asses? Is it just an anal phase all societies go through?

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Simple, Dencey. Its all about Poop. And the King of Poop is Poops McGhee.

Her: Thats disgusting.

Him: Sorry, I like to poop with the door open sometimes.

Her: You shouldnt be pooping in the car at all!


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Also what is it about Americans and the fascination with shit and asses? Is it just an anal phase all societies go through?


Good ANALysis.

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...Also what is about Americans and the fascination with shit and asses? Is it just an anal phase all societies go through?
Relax, Dencey. Americans find Danish poop fascinating, too. Why, you could send em a package of yours. You might become famous.

All better?

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DONT TELL ME TO RELAX

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COINZY, DON'T RELAX!

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DONT TELL ME TO RELAX
As you wish, Coinzilla. Sooooo...

DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!!

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Are you short of cash again, Uncle Jeb?

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Yeah. I got wonderazzed by the jackass...again.

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You've got to be more careful. He waits until you've drunk a few cases of Dickle and then he pounces. Be aware.

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Im a victim.

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We Stuarts are not victims!!

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