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So, do ya miss me yet?
No and hell no! The day you left I grew a pair of balls and can now say good riddance, Master.
Yes! Oh God yes!! Please TT, have mercy and come back and rescue us from our unmitigated failure!
Who the hell are you? And, moreover, how did you get so fucking handsome and smart...may I call you Master?
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Trenchant_Troll
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Soooooooooooooo.

The applause, while appreciated, was unnecessary. I have never been one to seek the worship of others. I've never had to, it just seems to be the nature of things. But enough about me.

I have been perusing the musty corners of this asylum as the inmates escape or die off one by one. Or almost die off, as the case might be if you have a higher purpose in life than being say, a scrawny Danish librarian with brain rot or a middle-aged (if I live to be 110) fellow whose insides have been sliced, diced, and julienned, some of them no longer taking up my abdominal real estate.

Could it be that the higher purpose, that saved these two superior...well...let's make that one superior being and the Dane, is none other than bringing the mojo back? Probably not, but that's not why I'm here either. I am here to ask the question, and I shall waste no more time before coming out and asking it because most people hate when you tell them you are going to ask them something and then you spend ten minutes beating around the fucking bush instead of just asking the god damned question. I refuse to succumb to that primal need to postpone unnecessarily the simple question you have to ask. So, given my loathing of such delays I will, without any further delay, pose to you the question you have so patiently waited for me to ask. I will now ask the question, but not right here because this is a poll post so the question will appear...you've already read the question, haven't you?

Cunt.

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Were you gone? No one ever really leaves. I could leave, havent got the investment of my soul here, but you fuckers are lifers. If the internet was stolen by aliens, you would still be posting in your mind as you observe life and apply it to familiar characters.

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Coincidence
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SS is gonna vote the hell out of option 2.

It's been fascinating to watch your FB activity, TT! You're trying, and that's something.

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You should work on your precognition, coin - it appears to be predicting things in some fantasy world.

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No.

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Clap, clap, clap , clap, clap- great to see you my dear! I have missed you.
(It's almost kismet, as I need a photo shopped if you are still doing that)

No one ever really escapes the asylum, the angel of death just takes some to a sub forum were they are all posting now.
I just crawled out of a hospital bed in April and was discharged with a list of health issues, pneumonia, copd, sleep apnea, diabetes and some other stuff. I've lost 50 pounds and it keeps falling off so no complaints there.
I fell between the cracks of obramacare so with no insurance and little money I am having to manage my issues myself. I can get the metformin but not the sleeping study so I can't get the cpap but thats ok, I've always wanted to die in my sleep anyhow.

And of course, to answer you question, yes I did read the question.

edit. nvm about the photo, i found my paint shop pro and did it.

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Coincidence
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How was your apnea treated?
I got my larynx cut out.

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you're the fuckwit that made everyone leave aren't ya?

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skalie
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I'd give it a bitch [p] for that comment, Coin.

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Coincidence
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He's asking TT.
Probably expecting some kind of rational answer too, the poor guy.

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How was your apnea treated?


It wasn't.
I treat it with 1 pack of cigarettes a day and a prayer at night.

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quote:
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you're the fuckwit that made everyone leave aren't ya?


I smell an alt.

I know I haven't been here in a year or so, sure I've missed some stuff going on. I have read up some when I get the chance so I get the jist of what has happened.

With that said, let me say I find it AWESOME that TT has the ability to "make everyone leave" here. Especially allll the die hard, old timers who have been here since the beginning.

I mean, this place has been here for what? 15 YEARS now?

And don't you think some folk just kinda wandered off, got sick of the toddlers shitting up the place, died or possibly found a life without the internet?

I got a life and stopped come here all the time, but the times I did pop in here, all I read was DRZ crying and pissing about the mods and cruncle carrying on about 3K and Sookee.

Meh.

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Too many places to talk shit on the internet these days, T, a random discussion forum is rather doomed.

No-one's to blame.

A few did get their knickers in a twist, it must be said, but, like, fuck those cunts.

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With that said, let me say I find it AWESOME that TT has the ability to "make everyone leave" here.


Even himself! That was probably the most impressive thing.

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Godlike

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J E B Stuart
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Why, indeed I miss ya, my ol' pal Teats. I'd be lyin', though, if I said I missed ya as much as the mornin' wood I don't wake up to anymore.

Them wuz the good ol' days.

Amen.

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You're right, JEB. TT needs love and confirmation.

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Dane, your ability to be consistently wrong is only superseded by your overestimation of your worth.

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I smell an alt.

I know I haven't been here in a year or so, sure I've missed some stuff going on. I have read up some when I get the chance so I get the jist of what has happened.

With that said, let me say I find it AWESOME that TT has the ability to "make everyone leave" here. Especially allll the die hard, old timers who have been here since the beginning.



Thanks for the kind words, kiddo.

Anyway, glad to see you're still around, T. We've been friends a long time. Real friends are hard to come by, especially on the Internet. That's a lesson the Asylum helped reinforce for me. It's one of those things you know, but it still stuns you when you see friend fail in action. So be it, you live and you learn — unless of course you're a Dane with a neck like a lamp post, in which case you live and you don't learn a fucking thing.

Anyhow, this place jumped the shark a long time ago, so it's now like that old pub where the same crowd congregated for a long time, a long time ago. Now it sits darkened and populated by those who have nowhere else to go or other things to do. It is like visiting an old haunt where real life seeped in and revealed people's true character or lack there of for all to see.

Keep in touch T, you know how to find me.

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Howdy, T! I quit smokin'. Still miss 'em sometimes.

Amen.

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Dane, your ability to be consistently wrong is only superseded by your overestimation of your worth.

Ok ok, you don't need love and confirmation.

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How's your head doing, Dane? Didn't your brain explode or liquify? Wasn't it from lack of use or something?

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Yes, it's just goo now.
I think most of it evaporated, I can hear it sploshing around in my skull when I make sudden movements.

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Good to hear, Dane.

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quote:
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Too many places to talk shit on the internet these days, T, a random discussion forum is rather doomed.

No-one's to blame.

A few did get their knickers in a twist, it must be said, but, like, fuck those cunts.

Ordinarily, I’d say that’s very astute. But, Herkimer and I are the true ruiners. That’s why we get paid the big bucks.

Of course, the Internet squid rookeries have made our work a piece of cake.

Amen.

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