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And just FYI, if you break down the details, it turns out that when it came to combat, the Americans didn't have a lot to be proud of in WW2. In almost every engagement with the Germans, they suffered on average twice the casualties. And this after most of the German armies were at one quarter of their original strength- with fourth-fifths of the entire army still in the East- with their communications in disarray and bombs raining down day and night. Had it been just Germany vs the USA at any time between '39 and '41, you guys probably wouldn't have lasted 2 months. There would have been a brief period of extreme war measures, followed by citizenry revolt against the federal government, all while the Wehrmacht casually strolled in.

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You've been living in that Volkswagen for too long.

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If I show up at your funeral and...relieve myself, I can point to this thread. Fortunately, even these forums will not have been considered outmoded by then.

btw the U.S. footed some of the bill, but it was ultimately Russian blood that defeated Hitler.



Yeah, we let the Russians take the brunt of it, just like we'll let the Mohammedites have their way with Europe before we bomb the continent to cinders. We like letting less valuable people do most of the dying. People like you for example.

Speaking of which unless I die by this Saturday you won't make my funeral since you'll be a katana sheath by 9:15pm GMT -4 this Wednesday. Make sure you park your house on a well-lit street until then. Skewering your liver will be harder in the dark.

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I credit much of Colbert, Noah and Meyers' recent success to the current pres. I'm excited we can call the fence "Peaches" but I'd be more excited to hear about "impeachment."

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Why?

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It is more exciting to me? Look, I'm clearly the vast minority here. I get it. It's totally cool. I just don't feel a level of comfort with a leader who is buddy buddy with enemies. Let's just hope it's all a "keep your friends close and enemies closer" thing. And Colbert, Noah and Meyers are hilarious because of news these days, if that's what you're getting at... I am not actually serious about their successes. They worked hard to get to where they are... and I have a crush on Seth Meyers. This is the first time I have publically admitted it.

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Seth Meyers makes me wanna puke, but I think you’re peachy-fine, Jinxy. 😉

Amen.

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Anyway, regardless of Seth Meyer hotness, and my being peachy, the issue with carbon allowance vs clean air is that by the time they can enforce the need to reduce coal emissions (because businesses get transition periods) our environmental health will be kersplat, no?

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Oh, I have a new crush too, though it is a bit weirder. Jason Kapalka. Sadly I believe he is also married with children, but he is so fucking cool. There ya are.

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Oh, I have a new crush too, though it is a bit weirder. Jason Kapalka. Sadly I believe he is also married with children, but he is so fucking cool. There ya are.

I had a crush on a girl last year. I lost control of my car and it ran over the sidewalk and I crushed a girl into a building.

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