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Oh man, there's so much schadenfreude going around right now.

It didn't take long for Trump to roll over and play the system part. So much for the movement! Just like Brexit, the racist and low IQ protest candidates had no plan what to do with a win.



As usual, you have no idea what you're talking about.

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Coincidence
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Wow, I had forgotten how douchey you can be. I see it as a health sign!

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Yes, voting Trump brings good health:



Amen.

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quote:
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That aside, he is apparently seriously considering appointing as Secretary of the
Interior the single most ludicrous political loon to appear in the last generation - Sarah Palin.



Her widespread drilling of National Parks is perfectly reasonable. One of them will yield the entrance to Hell so she can personally deport all the terrorist swarming around us, subverting our loyalty and patriotism. If not, we can turn those empty oil wells into the new Guantanamo Bays.

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Coincidence
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Gnostics already had a fine explanation for this hundreds of years back.

Base God is way beyond our pathetic minds, the god of this world is more or less Satan. Or a spoilt kid who got a universe simulator because his parents felt guilty.

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Large Filipino
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I came back to tell you Troll that you were right.
Fucking fuck fuck fuck.
And I'm actually pretty happy that T-Rump will be our next president and Republicans have the house,senate,Congress and my bleached arse.
Why?
Because they would have to throw us a few bones because if they do any bad,they can't blame Liberals.
At the end of the day I don't care at all about party.
I just want to see positive change.
It's really that simple to me.
But Jesus Christ.
Why in the actual fuck does T-Rump want Steve fucking Bannon in the white house?
I'm feeling like he's trying to sabotage this so he can give the presidency to pray the gay away Pence.
That guy is the fucking anti Christ shit fuck fuck.

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... Fucking fuck fuck fuck...
my bleached arse.
Why?... shit fuck fuck.




Awww, grasshoppa. This forum is your safe space, with puppies, play-doh, legos 'n' coloring books. Everything you need.

Amen.

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Coincidence
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LF, your assignement for today is "describe how Trump could turn out to be an awesome president".

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So, my Liberal children. What have we learned from this lesson, besides the fact that I'm right 97.3% of the time. I told you Trump would win by an electoral landslide and, Hey look!

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Far be it for me to gloat over my unfailing righteousness, but sometimes I even blow myself away with my prescience. I'm pretty sure it's a God thing.

Anyhoo, enjoy. Oh, and sorry your felon couldn't lie her way to the big house. Apparently Liberals are still outnumbered by Americans. And don't go whimpering about the popular vote and the Electoral College. The EC is our system. Change it or STFU. Besides, the EC gave us Hillary's philandering hubby and Barry too. As for the popular vote, Hillary didn't win that either. There was a reason the Lib establishment was so shocked at Trump's win. It's because they padded her numbers like crazy. They just sorry underestimated Trump's widespread support. Mark my words, history will bear this out. Why do you think the Clinton gang decided to "monitor" the daft recount effort by Stein. I suspect they want to make sure the votes aren't too scrutinized lest it all backfire.

I'll admit that the last part is theory on my part. Theory based on careful observation and the gift of insight. You are welcome to bet against me if you like.

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A majority of white women voted Trump. So I'm a misogynist now.

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The truth about Star Wars ... .

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... I'm a misogynist now.

No worries, Dane. Start your cure:



Amen.

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I don't want a cure. I'm embracing my role as a white male and I've seen that being hard on minorities is super important.

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Since you feel so strongly about it, Dane, there is the matter of your initiation:



Amen.

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The only thing missing from this is Grasshoppa:



Amen.

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I don't want a cure. I'm embracing my role as a white male and I've seen that being hard on minorities is super important.


Dane, you definitely have the white part down, but the male part is debatable. No matter, your primary concern right now is trying to grow a real beard instead of that pubescent scruff that infests your chin. You will not fit in at the mosque without a thicker, albeit still scrofulous face fur. Your Muslim overlords won't like it. When you hear the knife blade grate against your neck vertebrae you'll think of my words and say, "Grlgurguglugurgle...!"

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We are all learning a lot these days.

For a long time, you and other white males told me that my generalizations of USA were ill-informed and naive. And I gave you the benefit of the doubt.

But now about every one of them has been confirmed and reinforced. It's straight back to "racist ignorants" for you poor fuckers.

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It's clear you're still struggling with your white guilt, Dane. In the process, you're lashing out at your fellow poor fuckers. So, rather than whitelash ya, I'm extending a helping hand.

Right now, before you do anything else, DO give this lovely lady some generous reparations and throw in some Beyonce tickets while you're at it:



"... What kind of reparations? She makes sure to clarify that, too: Let me be clear, though: when I say, F*** you, pay me, I mean, F*** YOU. PAY ME. Pay me a check, pay me consistently, provide me safe housing, offer me a job with benefits, run me those Beyonce tickets, finance my clothes and wigs and aesthetics, cultivate accessibility to spaces and provide seats that fit me, see and validate my humanity. Shackelford insists that these reparations are well-deserved, because [t]he intellectual, emotional and actual physical labor fat Black b****** provide is actually invaluable to the entire world. ... ." From here.

More here.

No need for thanks. I'm here to help. Now, please excuse me while I go to my safe space.

Amen.

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We are all learning a lot these days.

For a long time, you and other white males told me that my generalizations of USA were ill-informed and naive. And I gave you the benefit of the doubt.

But now about every one of them has been confirmed and reinforced. It's straight back to "racist ignorants" for you poor fuckers.



"Ignorant" is an adjective, Einstein. It's so typical of you Leftist failures. It's as if hypocrisy is in your DNA. You see yourselves as intellectually superior and yet you are utterly clueless about what is happening in the world around you. You no doubt smirk like a professor's pet when I predict your future in an Islamic state, but, like always, I will be right and you will be thumping your head against a rug wishing you had listened. Alas, your future, like that of most of Europe, is bleak. There is only one glimmer of hope that could save your pathetic continent and that's...wait, I was mistaken. There is no hope whatsoever for the land of girlie-men, aka Europe.

Enjoy your demise at the hands of the dune baboons, assuming your brain doesn't exploded or something before Mohammed can give you another mouth.

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I don't want a cure. I'm embracing my role as a white male and I've seen that being hard on minorities is super important.


Dane, whoa, slow the fuck down. I know you have fantasies about being a real boy, but they are just that. You, Dane, are an ugly woman by any standard, so that's what you'd best start embracing, you spindle-necked, pasty-faced, dunce.

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You're such an embarassment, coincidentally at lot like your president. Are you ok with being an ignorant racist by association?

He would probably also nuke the planet instead of admitting failure.

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There, that was hopefully my last condemnation of Trump and his followers.

From now on I give them all the benefit of the doubt, and I'm making so much popcorn for 2017. Gonna just lean back and watch the show.

It's hopefully going to be vastly entertaining for us outsiders and I'm not a visible minority yet, so that helps.

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You will be wearing a burqa within the next 25 years, Dane. If they don't mistake you for a man and turn you into a Pez dispenser instead.

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Why don't you bang on more about China? I thought you were supposed to be prescient?

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