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Coincidence
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quote:
Originally posted by rust
Why is Coincidence so weird, anyone else ever noticed that?

I'll aspire to be more normal like you.

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rust
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Originally posted by Coincidence
I'll aspire to be more normal like you.


It'd be in your best interests, pal. Hope the new year greats you well.

edit: Wasn't there a little cut ass mouse scurrying about the forums a few years back? What happened to her?

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SimpleSimon
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Ignatz? She is seldom seen anymore, which is a shame. And yes, she is very cute.

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J E B Stuart
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Yeah, I used to have wild sex with her all the time. I finally had to put an end to it.

Amen.

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rodney
It's cold down here.

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Little Rock.
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quote:
Originally posted by Thimbles worth of opinion
I've turned into a happily married, 270 lbs, health care monster. I wash people's privates with Brillo pads and tuck them into their alarm beds until morning, be that 1am or 7 - god willing. I've got two daughters and they put up with me most of the time. I watch Netflix and Shomi, I play with my older daughter's raspberry pi, and I'm by no means starving.
Not a bad life for a Japanese refugee.



This sounds terrifyingly futuristic.

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It's cold down here.

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quote:
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I quit refined sugars/simple carbs 4 months ago.

It took a while to have a serious affect but I'm down 20 pounds, I don't want to die, and I don't feel totally bipolar.

What's the same?

I'm still a jaded, misanthropic, asshat and I still want to have a drink with skalie.



Never change and I'd like to be there for that drink.

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quote:
Originally posted by J E B Stuart
Yeah. Apparently the military's really kicked your wit in the ass.

It's prob'ly all that saltpeter.

Amen.



To be fair, I really only engage with people when I've had enough to drink that I forget it's not terrible.

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quote:
Originally posted by Coincidence
You guys seem way too eager to declare your love for TT.

Has he threatened your family members or something?



Stockholm Syndrome of his alternate personalities.

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Coincidence
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True.
But the guy has been known to buy suppport for his act before. The currency in this matter could well be fear.

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Trenchant_Troll
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quote:
Originally posted by rust
Why is Coincidence so weird, anyone else ever noticed that?


Abu Dane Mohammed is Eurotrash, Rust. Weirdness is one of the most common traits among the narcissistic eunuchs of that continent as its indigenous cultures begin to perish under the feet of the invading army of Muslims that will change Europe to Eurostan.

The situation I just described would make any spineless, unemployed kindergarten teacher cower and convert faster than a Frenchman can surrender.

At any rate, I have always liked Abu Dane Mohammed because unlike virtually everyone else at the Asylum, he actually tells the truth. He is almost invariably wrong of course, but he honestly believes the lame brained things he regurgitates. ADM is probably acting especially strange these days because he now realizes that everything I predicted about Denmark and Europe in general is beginning to happen and it physically wounds him when I'm right. Needless to say Abu Dane lives in constant excruciating pain for this reason.

Of course there is also the possibility that he has taken notice of the Asian fellow who has been following him for the last three weeks. And finally, it is entirely possible that his weirdness can be attributed to a more mundane cause; namely the mental deterioration one observes in a patient going through the advanced stages of syphilis. It really could be any one of these three things that is the cause of Abu Dane Mohammed's bizarre demeanor or even all three.

Let's face it. Coincidence is pretty fucking weird, so my money's on all three. Speaking of which, I'm expecting a text update from the chink today. I'll have a better idea of Abu's situation after that conversation. I'll keep you posted. I'm good that way.

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J E B Stuart
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Hey TT. The chink. What about the chink?

Amen.

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Dude111
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Im not much up to anything..... Listening to records and browsing the bases here

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If you knew a neighbor was on the edge of death in your neighborhood, would you fuck with him or genuinely be concerned?

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Ask the Dane.

Amen.

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Us terminal patients prefer positive attention, but fuckery is better than nothing.
And of course, actually fucking them could be awesome.

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What am I up to?

Not much, besides doing 7 hours of dialysis three times a week - 7:15 pm until 2:15 am. Which, of course, dominates my schedule completely.

Other than that, I recently took delivery of a new myoelectronic prostheses, to the tune of $45,538.48. Out of that, I have to pay $1,189. Thought I had that covered as well, but at the last minute the organization I was working with declined to fund the balance. So, I'm trying to find the funds, and in the meanwhile I start making $50/month payments The limb is a three function device, with a controlled opening/closing, full bi-directional rotation, and a 40 degree flexion in either direction at the wrist. Much like the one demonstrated here It is what is called a self-suspending socket, electrodes in the inner socket, and a thin wet suit type sleeve for my upper arm. Grip strength is a maximum of 60 lbs/sq inch, but I can use it to pick up a styrofoam cup and drink from it without crushing the cup.

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I had a slight epileptic reaction last time I orgasmed. It was scary and annoying. But yesterday I tried again, and nothing! It's those little things that makes life worth living.

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skalie
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quote:
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It's those little things that makes life worth living.


Indeed, one must listen to one's penis, whatever size it is.

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Another freudian slip

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quote:
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If you knew a neighbor was on the edge of death in your neighborhood, would you fuck with him or genuinely be concerned?
Ya I may be buddy,i am quite caring and all

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I just finished eating a huge baked potato.

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I just finished eating a huge baked potato.


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I got too old for The Anarchy, currently training my children to pick up where I left off.

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oh shit, hey. ^ re: i just realized this is the only site i haven't changed a password for. dafuq do i keep posting here, for?

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.... dafuq do i keep posting here, for?

Because, if you don't, you'll get rusty.

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