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I'm currently giving my daughter a guided tour of the forums here, and telling her stories about the olden days (the time before The Asylum when we all got shit canned from The SP Forums and eventually came here).

Life is good here. I have no complaints.

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Coincidence
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Aw, that's nice. Convince her you were the first Kermit. Might not work if she over 20 years old.

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Big jump for me, I'm a stay at home cat dad to two lovely kittens. I cook and clean for my sugar momma and get to get drunk and other assorted highs in return.

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J E B Stuart
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That jackass wonderaz asked me to tell y'all, "I saw God ".

Yes. The jackass is in jail. Again.

Prosecutors allege he solicited donations from rest-home co-residents for his "centenarian birthday bash and jamboree". It is further alleged he squandered the donations on peyote and mushrooms for himself, although whatever evidence that may have remained just prior to his arrest was apparently consumed when the first officer arrived.

This is the jackass at the "bash", shortly before he was taken into custody:



Amen.

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Uncle Jeb, in 2014, the jackass wonderaz was scamming old ladies (i.e., ladies his own age) out of their life savings, using the alias "Richard Randall" to financially ruin these aged and mentally weak "Miss Lonelyhearts."

One of his poor (now!) victims was featured on the "Dr. Phil" TV show. Here's a clip.


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Uncle Jeb, in 2014, the jackass wonderaz was scamming old ladies ... .


Well, it should come as no surprise that the birthday bash 'n' jamboree miraculously came back from the dead right after they hauled his sorry ass to the slammer:



Amen.

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IMO, too many politicians have mistaken their purpose in society. These same politicians believe civilians are only here to further their personal goals in life, and that We The People are a separate entity, too weak and stupid to understand we're being taken advantage of. The irony here, in my complaints and all the complaints of millions of other people, is that we willingly feed these politicians their delusion, through our complacency.

We The People blog, vlog and write about our genuine concerns, but it's just that. We have elections, sure, but if you'll humor me while I apply more Duct Tape to the built in cam on my slick, fruity overpriced testicle warmer...Are you fucking kidding me? Do you honestly think the US Gov. would allow We The People to elect 'one of us' to arguably the most powerful position in society? Is my foil hat a little too tight for you? I honestly don't give a shit.

We've accepted that we can not change a system with so many moving parts, back to what it was originally designed to accomplish. Our default, at least here in the US, is to fight, murder and reject one another for any, and every reason. This is a guttural reaction, as the respectful act of trying to articulate an argument becomes unbearable to the point of exhaustion, when all these politicians do is divide us. Honestly, I think most people would prefer the sound of their own voice echoing through the halls of serfdom, rather than experience the consequences of freedom and its burden of enlightenment.

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The new paradigm shift is people realizing that we are standing on the shoulder of morons.

We are slowly realizing that all those honorable, brave and groundbreaking earlier generations who built our society, did in fact consist of 95% clueless weirdos.

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There is no new thing under the sun. The masses consist of cretins who think they'v err: up 9

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If a person has jewish blood, and doesn't really give a shit about the whole Zionism shtick, are they considered the goyim by super jews? Is there a word for someone who is sorta in the club, but too much of a mutt as far as genetics, or is that what a goy is? Suppose my mother is 90+% German, and my father is 25-30% Jewish, with a little niggerish French, and faggy British thrown in. Could I ever become a made man, is really the question I'm trying to get at.

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No.

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Judaism is a religion, not a race. Jews are of the semetic race, which ironically is the same race to which the Arabs belong. Contrary to popular Jewish belief, Judaism cannot be genetically passed on. Any assertion otherwise simply is not supported by the facts.

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quote:
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Judaism is a religion, not a race. Jews are of the semetic race, which ironically is the same race to which the Arabs belong. Contrary to popular Jewish belief, Judaism cannot be genetically passed on. Any assertion otherwise simply is not supported by the facts.


semite hasnt really been considered a race for a long time, it's a language and or cultural grouping. most semitic language group speakers are cacausian

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I had something important to say to you guys, but now that I'm here, the alcohol hits just perfect and I can't remember wtf I was thinking about. Something about almost perfecting a super shroom formula. Anyway, on my walk this morning I've never seen so many mushrooms gathered near cowshit, that weren't actual shrooms. My heart skipped a beat looking across this field, as they looked almost exactly like GIANT shrooms. Jesus Christ! I thought I hit the mothership load. lol I was actually nervous for a split second.

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I'm curious. Can you point us towards another post you have made, that contains important information?

Also I thought it was too early for shrooms. Are you in Australia? Is it another sign of climate change? Maybe Mother Nature is insisting that we upgrade humanity asap.

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Generous Government Cheques + Copious Vodka + youtube + Adolf Hiter Speeches, and all will be explained in short order...

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I'm curious. Can you point us towards another post you have made, that contains important information?

Also I thought it was too early for shrooms. Are you in Australia? Is it another sign of climate change? Maybe Mother Nature is insisting that we upgrade humanity asap.





Not really, depends on the climate and whether the cattle is natural grazing, or fed pellets. As to your jab at my importance, well then...humph!

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She's got the covfefe.

Amen.

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We all need a little covfefe sometimes.

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Yeah. This fella sure could have used some covfefe:



Amen.

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lol my cousin showed me that. Man thank God for the internet. Later you gaymo.

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Yo!

Amen.

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Thinking of starting a youtube chan. pointing out how pointless seasoned youtubers are when trying to give advice to new youtubers, on how to grow their chan. The El Redundo, is my working moniker. Thoughts?

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Kill yourself.

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I have all these great ideas for rust, but he is often mean to me. So I'll just lean back and observe him stumbling around like a newborn kitten.

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