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I have all these great ideas for rust, but he is often mean to me. So I'll just lean back and observe him stumbling around like a newborn kitten.


damn man, you know i love you. srsly tho, ever feel like if the afterlife existed, souls would inevitably cross paths again? lol i'm mean tho, fag.

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I have enough of a feeling about it to go ahead and believe it. Doesn't seem to be any harm in imagining a connection beyond the grave. Just gotta be reeeelly careful with those ideas in public.

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You're right. Loneliness is a double-edged sword, from my perspective. Have you seen that episode of the Twilight Zone where the guy has all the time in the world to read now, but ironically his glasses break at the peak of his epiphany? Kinda reminds me of that hoddie from the late 90s you wear: fucking it, this is who I am.

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And you were saying, Dane? Rust sees through your denials. But, it’s okay, amigo. We’re inclusive, fer sure.

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You can do better. Come on, write something interesting.

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You're right. Loneliness is a double-edged sword, from my perspective. Have you seen that episode of the Twilight Zone where the guy has all the time in the world to read now, but ironically his glasses break at the peak of his epiphany? Kinda reminds me of that hoddie from the late 90s you wear: fucking it, this is who I am.

He could have easily found someone else's glasses that worked for him.

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How can he find some glasses if he can’t see without ‘em?

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How can he find some glasses if he can’t see without ‘em?

Amen.


Simple. Use a seeing eye dog! Do I have to explain everything to you?

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But, but, but, ... I can’t see the dog! Must I wait until the dog humps my leg and then reach out and grab him real quick? What if my leg isn’t the dog’s type? I’d be screwed then, although my leg would remain unviolated.

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Why are you making this so complicated? The seeing eye dog can see, and this dog will go and get glasses and bring them to you. This is a very well-trained dog. Fred used to go and get you things, or did you forget that?

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Forget that? Herk, you don’t know the half of it. How do you think I acquired this limp? I sacrificed my right leg so Fred could have a love-life. Oh, that’s ridiculous, you’re thinking. After all, there were beaucoup female dogs roaming the neighborhoods, alleys and parks; more than enough to keep the horniest Fred content and satisfied.

Herk, your postulation misses one key fact. You see, Fred tried the dog’s life. Spent a lotta time in his youth hangin’ out at local fire hydrants, etc. He soon learned, however, that they’re all bitches.

Enter my right leg. Turns out that man is a dog’s best friend. Voila!

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I think you're pulling my leg.

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Oh no. You know better than that, Herk. BTW, I’m watching Payback. Fun Mel Gibson flick.

Reminds me of that day during my senior year of high school. There we were in Mr. Palmer’s Physiology class when we looked out the windows to our left. Fred’s brother Darryl was humping Rick’s poodle, Fluffy. They got locked up because it’s a dog thing.

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And I'm watching the Vikings [ recorded on my DVR] getting absolutely slaughtered by the Eagles. I record all games so I can zap through the commercials and timeouts.
When we were in high school we looked out the window and our biology teacher was humping the principal.

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Still being an unemployed stoner, still happy....
Hey, Dane. I’m curious about the source of your happiness. Specifically, is it the unemploymentation, the stonerage, a combinatation of both, or sumpin’ else? And is it sustainable?

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I'm sorry to have to report that too much stonerage and too much unemployment causes an early death. My heart goes out to his family.

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I dunno, Herk. Take that jackass wonderaz, for example. How old is he? Let's just say he was old enough to vote when The League of Nations was formed. Yet, the only thing he's ever really worked at is staying unemployed. And stonerage? Jeebus. He's had enough peyote to fly to the moon and back. Hunnerds o' times.

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You're forgetting: He never inhaled.

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To be fair, I really only engage with people when I've had enough to drink that I forget it's not terrible.

Well, now that you’ve got that off your chest, get yourself some o’ this - Happy Birthday!

You’re still a pup.

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I am working. More accurately taking a break. This is my second week of 100% telework. It is weirding me out. I just logged in so I can get my birthday wishes along with bnb.

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Missed it. Grats, fellow Goddess!

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Morning dues,not up to much

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As long as you're up to making some noise here, you'll be okay.

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