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theMAC
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Oddly positive that she is killing me with sugar? That's mean.

Only thing I miss is eating huge amounts of ice cream with whipped cream and chocolate sauce.

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Coincidence
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A true wizard knows that it's unimportant what goes into your mouth, compared to what comes out of it.
And what you call soul is nurtured by the right amount of overindulgence.

Also, you drink alcohol so GTFO.

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theMAC
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I feel like you blame a lot on my drinking.

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Coincidence
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Hey, yer purdier with the hair long.

What are you so blasphemously and possibly drunkenly listening to out there?

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skalie
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Wannabe hipster "music".

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theMAC
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asses
the music thread is over here

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Coincidence
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Star Wars covers? That's pretty cool, actually.

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SimpleSimon
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I hope he didn't throw his back out with all those good conduct medals.

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Coincidence
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Sitting closest to the escape route made him live that long.

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Skeet
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Registered: May 2001
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quote:
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I feel like you blame a lot on my drinking.


Maybe it's the lighting, but god damn you're ugly.

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Trenchant_Troll
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Sitting closest to the escape route made him live that long.


I was wondering if maybe he was the last male Dane to actually become a real man and live his whole life without succumbing to the faggotry that has consumed the manhood of most Danes today. I mean look at our Dane. Have you ever seen anyone look like him who wasn't dying from malnutrition? Eat a Twinkie, Dane. Jesus. I could go on and on about this, but I feel it's only right that I try to keep this message as short as is practicable while still instilling the ideas I wish you to come away with down the stairs to the basement where you could hear the rats scurrying behind the walls. Walls. The cellar was full of walls and behind one of them lay the scroll and Dennison's only chance to find it, translate the recipe on it and prepare the meal to its specification in order to escape the crypt alive, let alone with the lifetime pass to Sea World Florida. "Seaworld, when you can't afford Disney or Sid's Fake Crocodile Wrestling out on RT 6.

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Coincidence
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I've been missing your stream-of-consciousness insanity.

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I knew that. But, then again, I know everything.

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Coincidence
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The tangible implications of your omniscience are underwhelming, though.

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Coincidence
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Ooh the American Sherlock.

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SatansLeftHand
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Registered: Jan 2002
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I didn't die.
This thing is basically indestructible. I'm keeping it. https://imgur.com/gallery/WPLaI

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A short length of 2x4 and a 4 lb dead blow hammer will take care of that roof from the inside pretty quickly. Other than that there doesn't look to be much damage. You might want to get the alignment checked. Glad you weren't hurt, son.

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Coincidence
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So... the only cause of that was a wet road? Wonderful.

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theMAC
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I think coin is upset that he's not the only aggravating thing caused by a wet spot

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The tangible implications of your omniscience are underwhelming, though.


I like to keep a low profile.

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I think coin is upset that he's not the only aggravating thing caused by a wet spot

According to current science, I was the only cell that didn't become a wet spot.

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Pianomahnn
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I am ketogenic and down 30 lbs since last summer (still a snake freak tho)

As am I! Except the weight thing. I didn't have much to lose. It's great.

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And since this is a photo threat. Girl spawn is a year old now.

Nevermind. This shit board can't handle the long url strings from google images. Oh well!

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