quote:Originally posted by Coincidence Sitting closest to the escape route made him live that long.
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A short length of 2x4 and a 4 lb dead blow hammer will take care of that roof from the inside pretty quickly. Other than that there doesn't look to be much damage. You might want to get the alignment checked. Glad you weren't hurt, son.