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J E B Stuart
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And fat Chinese laundryman. Don't forget that. Grasshoppa is also our fat Chinese laundryman.

Amen.

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Ghost towns don't have laundries, especially when all the Chinamen are conscripted to work on the railroad and the railroad didn't pass this way. Besides, LF is Filipino, not a Chink, although your confusion is entirely understandable.

At any rate, ix-nay on the aundry-lay.

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No confusion, ol' pal. Didn't you ever year the old story about the gold miners and what they did when they got lonesome up in the Klondike?

If Grasshoppa can be a great political mind (just read his posts), he can be a fat Chinese laundryman, too.

After all, Rachel says she's a sistah.

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Pabst Blue Ribbon? Jesus.


Wat? You want to fight about it, cuz I'll smash yer face m8.

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Wat? You want to fight about it, cuz I'll smash yer face m8.

He's not a well man. Please smash mine instead.

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I'm actually doing laundry right now. True story!

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I'm actually doing laundry right now. True story!

Do you separate your whites from your coloreds?

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Grasshoppa doesn't know. He's colorblind.

Amen.

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As are all good Liberals.

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Oxymoron alert!

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Me and this crazy guy just became an aunt and uncle...Again

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My feet and my guy's feet.

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And finally, just me.

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Very nice.
Though I could hardly see the picture through our fog of testosterone.

Aren you getting your own kids?

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One day, not right now. Work and school AND nephews are taking all my time! I can't wait, though.

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Nice!

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i forgot there were black people on the internet. and chicks, if we're being honest. a black chick on the internet though? muh pants get tight.


also, here's me looking at a glass.



and here i am reaching for said glass.



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Wat? You want to fight about it, cuz I'll smash yer face m8.


Bring friends.

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Bum fight!

I have a pack of cigarettes for the winner.

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Do you separate your whites from your coloreds?


Actually yes because when I go to the gym with my white beach towel if it's not bleached it looks dirty. My underware too or else it becomes pink and that makes me gay.

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What the hell do you use for jack-off lube that turns your underwear pink?

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The colors blend with the underware.
The jack off lube is clear.

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I have a guilty pleasure for snapchat, due to the cute little animal face filters.

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