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Grasshoppa! You racist sack o’ doggie-doo!

How dare you! We DEMAND you lose your gorilla avatar IMMEDIATELY! How could you be so INSENSITIVE?!?!?!!!

Where’s a safe space when you need it? I can feel the outrage welling-up. I’m afraid I may even throw up a little. In my mouth. And I already have really bad gas.

Jeebus.

Amen.

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Have you tried Hess or Shell?

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Not gasoline, Herk. I’m talking unnatural gas.

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Release and expel immediately!! IS THERE BLOCKAGE? IF SO, KILL THE GERBIL NOW!!

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Wouldn't Locust be a more correct name than Grasshoppa?

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Nobody’s stoppin’ ya, Dencey. Go for it.

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Wouldn't Locust be a more correct name than Grasshoppa?
No.

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Nobody’s stoppin’ ya, Dencey. Go for it.

Amen.


I suddenly realize that I don't know why you call him Grasshopper. He doesn't seem able to jump very far, and he isn't receiving any kind of Kung-Fu training.

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As a young student at the Shaolin temple, Caine, in his youthful ignorance, takes pity on a blind Shaolin master, believing the master's blindness to be a terrible affliction. The master quickly corrects Caine, illustrating that despite his blindness, his awareness of the world is much higher than Caine's -- for example, the master takes notice of the grasshopper at Caine's feet whereas Caine does not.

From that moment on, the blind master befriends Caine and becomes a mentor to him. He gives Caine the nickname of "Grasshopper" in an affectionate reference to this first encounter.

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But this Gorilla has the white Privilege.

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Black gorillas must hate you.

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Actually they want to put things up my butt so maybe so but maybe not.

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Actually I want them to put things up my butt so maybe so but maybe not.
FTFY, grasshoppa!

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From that moment on, the blind master befriends Caine and becomes a mentor to him. He gives Caine the nickname of "Grasshopper" in an affectionate reference to this first encounter.

Thanks. When I noticed LF isn't receiving lessons in Kung-Fu, didn't you suspect I was aware of 虔官昌 aka Qián Guānchāng?

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And grasshoppa is a student of the ancient art of Dung-Pu - 糞便便

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Wielder of the dreaded Mudslide attack.

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It's more of a dung poop slide.

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It's because flips and mudslides is an iconic duo.

But sure, POOP POOP eh? Funny, eh? POOOOOOOOOOP
LOOOL

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You couldn't take it, so you figured, "If I can't fight them, I might as well join them." I realize there's disgust behind it, as well as a lot of frustration and anger with my and Jeb's postings, but it's okay to release this hostility. Good!

I hope you had a good shit today, too. A good shit a day will keep the doctor away. Much better than an apple.

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Thank you. Man, the endless and suffocating new posts list just sucks all joy from me.

It's so cliché how I am punished for wishing this site had more posts. An evil genie obviously rules this place.

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...I hope you had a good shit today, too. A good shit a day will keep the doctor away. Much better than an apple.
Herk. Guess what? Okay. I’ll tell ya...

I had TWO, count ‘em, TWO country boy shits today. In fact, the first one was a 3-flusher. The second was a rousing encore.

I feel like a new man.

Amen.

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When you pee, it must be a standing ovation.

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