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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

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That's because America loves me!

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GoFuckYourselves!
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Unpopular Opinion #666

Large Filipino wants to perform cunnilingus on Trump's sex doll while jerking off to a picture of Rosie O'Donnell.

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J E B Stuart
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Feet, Herk. You left out the feet. Grasshoppa is all about the feet.

I hear the stankier, the better.

Amen.

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Large Filipino
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quote:
Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!
Unpopular Opinion #666

Large Filipino wants to perform cunnilingus on Trump's sex doll while jerking off to a picture of Rosie O'Donnell.



Been there...but with Rosie's feet.

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Unpopular opinion #840021:

Let's take our most important client out to eat at a restaurant called "The Belching Ape" that's themed around baby birds, with tables shaped like nests and wait staff who go around in bird suits and regurgitate the menu selections into the diner's gullets.

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Large Filipino
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When you jerk off I don't care what you are dreaming up.
You're playing with your dick.
That makes you gay.
It's like when you are ass fucking GFY.
You may be dreaming this is a woman's arse.
But you are still being gay.

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Son Of A Preacher Man

Since you mentioned ass fucking, I'm almost certain this is a mating call:



Amen.

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Marijuana injections cause death.

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Re: Son Of A Preacher Man

quote:
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Since you mentioned ass fucking, I'm almost certain this is a mating call:



Amen.



Jesus fucking Christ

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Re: Re: Son Of A Preacher Man

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Jesus fucking Christ


Yep, that's college these days. These snowflakes are going to have some really rough lives, that's for sure. They'd better get used to disappointment.

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Why does everyone want to go to heaven?
That's like living in a church for all eternity.
Most can't last an hour C'mon now.
What if the Devil only became a fallen angel because he got bored?
And Hell is like the greatest club in the entire universe?

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Your understanding of the afterlife is just as limited as your grasp on this life, LF.

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Unpopular opinion #99673:

Let's take all of our savings a put it into the SNAP IPO.

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Unpopular Opinion #131313:

Rosie O starring as Maria in "Sound of Music" remake.

Amen.

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Unpopular Opinion #7-3/8

The best way for a man to warm himself on a cold day is to place his testicles on a hot plate.

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quote:
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Unpopular Opinion #7-3/8

The best way for a man to warm himself on a cold day is to place his testicles on a hot plate.

Similarly:

The best way for a woman to warm herself on a cold day is to insert a curling iron vaginally and squeeze the trigger.

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Unpopular Opinion #67.83:

A suicider is as selfish as a person who jumps out the window of a burning building.

I didn't think this was an unpopular opinion. A lot of people apparently think they have the luxury of choice.

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Unpopular Opinion #75,935,416,642,803,652,338,136,479

Prisoners who have been viciously and unceasingly tortured in North Korean prison dungeons have found it impossible to sing "Zippedee Do Da."

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Deutschland ber alles!

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Unpopular Opinion #138-C

When flying Jet Blue, it is possible to make your connecting flight at 35,000 feet.

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UO: Psilocybin > LSD. Also, are any of you on Minds.com?

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LSD never tried me, but shrooms thought I was great.

I am not on minds.com.

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Unpopular Opinion #1

Houstonians are praying for more rain.

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I hope he's getting a mod position in the Asylum of the beyond.

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I hope he's getting a mod position in the Asylum of the beyond.

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