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SubSonic
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When was the last time you...

Simple concept, person answering asks the next 'When did you last... question.

So, When was the last time you....

rode a bike naked

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His first night in the joint, Andy Dufresne cost me two packs of cigarettes. He never made a sound...

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Brett
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Never.


why didn't you just pm LF?

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Coincidence
Counterfeit

Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Sun
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I need him to post a poal or I don't know what the hell.

When was the last time?

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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I posted a poal? It's been a while. And that makes me sad.

When was the last time you farted?

WOAH! Dejavue.

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I want a Trump sex doll.
I would throw it in a Orangutan enclosure
And watch the orgy.

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SubSonic
You Chat Bubbles!

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as I type constipated to all hell and back, so full of wind thanks

you sneezed?

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Cherry Yidaki
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usually the sneeze and the fart coincide... Yesterday they did, anyway.

... touched your nipples on purpose?

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fubar
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jut now when you mentioned it.

ate feces?

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SimpleSimon
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Never knowingly.

Beat your daughter?

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sillypsist
bizarromagnet

Registered: Jan 2006
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at chess? never. played with your daddy?

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Cherry Yidaki
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I've never met fubar's daughter.

played with daddy? Well, it was kind of fun to wrap his corpse in a blue tarp in Minot North Dakota, put him in the back of my pick-up and drive him across the prairie to Lewistown, Montana. Does that count?

ate bacon?

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SubSonic
You Chat Bubbles!

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this morning at work

picked your nose and ate it?

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Cherry Yidaki
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At least 30 years ago,

tasted someone else's sweat?

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SimpleSimon
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8 years and 12 days ago.

Caused another to cry out in ectasy?

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Cherry Yidaki
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Thanksgiving - tickling my granddaughter.

talked to yourself out loud?

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SimpleSimon
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Constantly - there's no one else here.

Disliked what you heard yourself saying?

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Cherry Yidaki
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More often than I care to admit. I often admonish myself not to be so "crochety."

did an armpit fart?

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SimpleSimon
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Many years - I enjoy a far more likelike and effective mechanism for making such noxious noises - stump in prosthetic socket.

Were offered sexual gratification by a person not your spouse and whom you were not paying?

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Vegas
15 = micropenis

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I'm not married, so that would be Sunday. Or tonight, depending on how you look at it.

Wore clothing normally categorized for the opposite sex?

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SubSonic
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Several years ago, used to work on a building site and womens tights are a common bit of kit to stave off the chill

smelt someones bare feet other than your own?

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ignatz mouse
gone with the wind

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I work in a homeless shelter. The men's area is redolent of feet.

Painted your nails?

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SimpleSimon
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About 35 years ago.

Wagged your tail for attention?

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ignatz mouse
gone with the wind

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Constantly.

Assumed someone else's identity?

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SubSonic
You Chat Bubbles!

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I am Bruce Wayne!

played with action man/a doll... oh for you yanks, thats GI Joe

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creepy uncle
Anal oops

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roughly 30 years ago.

when was the last time you physically harmed someone?

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SimpleSimon
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About 18 months ago. Stuck my cane betwixt the feet of an obnoxiously loud and verbally abusive 8-10 year old girl as she was berating/screaming at her mother for declining to buy her some damned thing. As she turned I tripped her - she fell into a rack of canned goods, skinned her knee and got a bloody nose. Best part was her mother lacing into her for nearly making the old gent fall.

When did you last do a kindness for a stranger, just to be helpful? What was it?

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