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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
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I miss how I still love my crocs but they have holesies now.
But I like how we have fidget spinners.

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Coincidence
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quote:
Originally posted by skalie
yeah, right

I bet ignatz is getting a seat in the senate, and when that happens, my silence aint coming cheap I tellya!

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rust
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Miss the feeling of loggin in and wondering if I was clever enough to fit in with you guys. Am I?

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Coincidence
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That's some hardcore self-deprecation.

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Avondale
oh hello

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You know what they say. If you have to ask...

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theMAC
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Registered: Jul 2001
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6 pages and I'm the first one to say I remember when this place had tits?

nostalgia is for hipsters and Trump supporters.

I have half a mind to gentrify this bitch with millennials who think it's cool to post their artisinal coffee pics where, once, porn addicts accused each other of lying about making promises of love and emotional support. Where you couldn't throw an empty red bull can without hitting a moderator who'd unfairly banned someone. A time before steam.com, iPhones with internet access, and netflix original shows. When going to a chat room meant listening to some girlfriend-less 20 year old nerd talk about how Amy Reid had an awesome body but the face of an old Jewish grandmother. A simpler time when the internet was all about waiting for things to download instead of streaming them instantly and syncing them across all your devices! It's time to make the asylum great again!

Build that wall!

...................I'm not sure where I went just now but it was brightly lit and filled with my dead ancestors

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6 pages and I'm the first one to say I remember when this place had tits?

nostalgia is for hipsters and Trump supporters.

I have half a mind to gentrify this bitch with millennials who think it's cool to post their artisinal coffee pics where, once, porn addicts accused each other of lying about making promises of love and emotional support. Where you couldn't throw an empty red bull can without hitting a moderator who'd unfairly banned someone. A time before steam.com, iPhones with internet access, and netflix original shows. When going to a chat room meant listening to some girlfriend-less 20 year old nerd talk about how Amy Reid had an awesome body but the face of an old Jewish grandmother. A simpler time when the internet was all about waiting for things to download instead of streaming them instantly and syncing them across all your devices! It's time to make the asylum great again!

Build that wall!

...................I'm not sure where I went just now but it was brightly lit and filled with my dead ancestors


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aoMDzVez_E

seriously though, you're just as gay now as you were back then.

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I remember when you didn't have tits.

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J E B Stuart
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I've forgotten what I remember.

Amen.

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Coincidence
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We're like the mall zombies in Dawn of the Dead.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

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Brains.

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Dingle
Gay for Mugtoe

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Brown monkey rules.

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GoFuckYourselves!
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quote:
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We're like the mall zombies in Dawn of the Dead.

That's because new people may register here but they cannot post here. Someone needs to change that.

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Coincidence
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I was even blocked by snow just now. Had to minimize the screen so I could go here and post something to keep this fucker alive out of spite.

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karen
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quote:
Originally posted by Dingle
Brown monkey rules.


My first instinct was to be contrary but then I realized that I couldn't remember whether I was team brown or black monkey. I'm gonna go look that up now.

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karen
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It turns out that we are on the same team. Carry on, then.

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Trenchant_Troll
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Karen? WTF? Brett told us you got run over by a wooden bus at Burning Man.

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Coincidence
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Bad trips can feel very real.

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karen
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You ought to know better than that, TT.
They don't let people my age into Burning Man. We're going to a much more age-appropriate 1980s music festival tonight, though. Brett may be the youngest person there.

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Brett's the youngest person anywhere next to me. It was nice to see your post. It's rather a shame the way this place was so easily abandoned. Granted, it's old school but one would think that, given how much time we all spent here fighting and having fun, members would stop in now and then.

Sadly the big rage these days is lying about one's life to make it look better than it is to one's social network followers, the majority of whom are total strangers. Meanwhile, all of one's "data" is sucked up or mined, then sold off to the highest bidder. This is what most former Asylumite regulars have turned to, like so many lab rats leaving a sinking...lab.

Anyway, my point is that it's good to see you're still wearing the pants in the family and had the class to pop in to show your respects. It was fortunate that I happened to do a drive-by at the same time so I saw your post. Tell that sniveling boy you married to glo-up and stop by this hell hole like a man, or not. No one cares except Binx, but he's not qualified to be a carny, but I digress.

The net/net is that seeing you post again is almost as nice as reading Simon's obituary in International Spy Digest.

Don't be a stranger. Be a really weird stranger you'd be afraid to introduce to your mother.

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Coincidence
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Aw good to see. That was almost adorable.

The one thing I really miss, is the asylum choir commenting on the downfall of America. TT, what happened to paint and chipsjr and git? I liked their commentary, also on the crossed pond.

Did they just sink in the bourgeoisie mire?

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Aw good to see. That was almost adorable.

The one thing I really miss, is the asylum choir commenting on the downfall of America. TT, what happened to paint and chipsjr and git? I liked their commentary, also on the crossed pond.

Did they just sink in the bourgeoisie mire?




Essentially, yes. It seems that the only people who don't fear being associated with this place are those who have nothing to lose. So rich disabled guys like me and poor elf warriors like you can sully our reputations with impunity.

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Coincidence
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That's beautiful, man.

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Essentially, yes. It seems that the only people who don't fear being associated with this place are those who have nothing to lose. So rich disabled guys like me and poor elf warriors like you can sully our reputations with impunity.
You left out the broke-dick don't-give-a-shits like me. And rust.

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torque
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I remember some things, but a lot of people.

Some of those I remember well are still here, some seem long gone. The long gone I remember well were folks like mute, minimaul, kaye, and other IRC junkies.

It was a good time. It's nice to see that people drop by and say hi once in a while.

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