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J E B Stuart
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Ms. bunkum. Have you seen her?

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Ms. bunkum. Have you seen her?



Ms. bunkum had a horrible crush on you. She told me that she loves really tall men who aren't good looking. She kept begging me for your address, but the last thing you need is another stalker. I'm sure Loretta was enough!

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Truth is, Wild Billy frequently stalked Loretta on the phone when he got drunk, which was 95% of the time. Billy was exceedingly nasty, even by Asylum standards.

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Ms. bunkum had a horrible crush on you. ...

I dont know where you got that nonsense, Herk, but youre sadly misinformed. Bunkum was betrothed to dingle, but then mysteriously and inexplicably vanished after they visited a crap circle site west of Lincoln, Nebraska. Poor dingle aint been quite right, since.

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Truth is, Wild Billy frequently stalked Loretta on the phone when he got drunk, which was 95% of the time. Billy was exceedingly nasty, even by Asylum standards.

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Lots of Asyulmites used to stalk Loretta, most notably AlcoholSoopaFiend and Creepy Uncle. They had some weird taste in women. Too much Dickel can really fuck a guy up, isn't that right Uncle Jebby?

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Herkington, you have much to learn, but thats to be expected of any eager and impressionable youthful ward. With that in mind, heres lesson # 1:

There is no such a thang as too much Dickel.

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Emerald!

Remember Emerald? She was so much fun. She had a great sense of humor and was a great addition to this site.

I hope she's doing very well these days.

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Oh yeah. She was a dandy. I believe she was Mr. Shermans ma. I have no idea what became of her.

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That's right, the triangle-headed MrSherman is her son. I hope he's doing well too. We had a number of parent-offspring combos here, didn't we? Mugtoe and his father. Simon and his son. Who else?

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I wouldnt be surprised if there are others, but the one that comes to mind is Social Parasite (Dildo Hitler) and his ma with the super bazookas, nebraskasbest (Im unsure about the spelling).

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I did not know that. But in all honesty I am kind of shocked to think that someone could bring their parents here considering the nature of this place.

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Eh, SP did not want his ma here and I have no idea how she arrived. Her stay was brief, SP was duly mortified, and she left. But, it was a hoot while it lasted.

BTW, Ill always remember that SP turned me on to that song by Cake called Jolene. Great tune.

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I can only imagine how mortified SP was. This is definitely not a place for parents -- unless you're a parent, and then it's not a place for your children.

If my mother came here I would be beyond mortified. But the truth is I think she would have gotten a kick out of me. But I certainly won't test it.

Was that the Cake that was left out in the rain?

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Damn, it would be awesome if my mom was a regular here.

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...Was that the Cake that was left out in the rain?

Nah. Wasnt cake you smelled. It was cream rinse and tobacco smoke.

Im a bit surprised someone hasnt already turned it into an ice cream flavor.

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Damn, it would be awesome if my mom was a regular here.

Okay. Have it your way, Dane. Tell your ma to come on down and show em.

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That would be so great if Mother Dane could join us and participate. I just hope we don't have to be on our best behavior. Either way, I certainly would never ask her about her cunt.

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Thats mighty righteous of ya, Herk. Surely Dencey is relieved.

I want to add that I also met spaceboy at the storied 03 Philly Piss-O-Rama, or whatever they call it.

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The Hypertribe

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I remember The Hypertribe was there, not here.

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Yes, you're right. I remember it here as being there, but I also remember it as being a kind of sister site to this one. Also, if I remember correctly, both sites shared the same people, for the most part.

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I remember a Shyloh. Didnt know her, but I wonder if shes still shy.

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I remember Shyloh. I believe she lived in Queens, New York. I think she is an artist. if I recall correctly, she posted some of her artwork here. I think she liked coming here.

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There was also a deadpoop, or sumpin like that. Deadfool? Deadpool, maybe? Im pretty sure about the dead part, anyway.

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It was deadpool, you know, like You old Fool.

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