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Better since you used a normal font and spoke like a sentient being.


Glad you're feeling better. But please realize that everyone has their own unique fingerprints and, if I may be so bold, you shouldn't let anyone's style, font or IQ get to you. Sweat the big stuff, man, and not some insane poster's nonsense. This is The Asylum after all! Mange tak.

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Herk’s got a point there, Dencey Dane.

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He's just triggered that the Danes opted out of UNHCR.

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He's just triggered that the Danes opted out of UNHCR.

That's 'cuz the Danes got woke.

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Keith Ellison, racist sack of dog shit? Pull the tregro, chegro.

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Oprah is gonna run.

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Oprah is gonna waddle.

FTFY, Herk.

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Herk’s got a point there, Dencey Dane.

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No he doesn't. He's shitting in the food, but you still like it to eat it, so GFY thinks it's cool to be disgusting.

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Dencey Dane. Are you ... dare I ask ... attempting to flaaaaame ? That’s so old school, it’s cute.

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Believe me, it's a perfect metaphor, I'm telling you.

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Oh. But Herkimer is family. And this family don’t need no steenking metaphors.

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No he doesn't. He's shitting in the food, but you still like it to eat it, so GFY thinks it's cool to be disgusting.

How can we be friends, dencey, if you don't understand me?? It's so good to see that you're homing in to my true nature. I wouldn't have it any other way, ol' pal of mine!! By the way, it's so good to see you back. We're at a total loss here without you. And you are correct, sir! I definitely need to change my ways!

Now please excuse me while I go shit in a bowl and wash it down with some piss I ladled out of the toilet.

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Speaking o' shit, a midget dude walks into a bar and ...



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Good one, Jeb.

Do crowded elevators smell differently to midgets?

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Heh, there’s an old classic one for that. I’ll round it up and post it, unless I forget.

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Here ya go:

If a midget standing next to a woman says, “Gee, your hair sure smells nice!”, is it seckshul harassment?

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Not if she's into midgets.

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Well, no matter what, harassment a lot to me.

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Her name was Dawn. I used to rise at the crack of Dawn.

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Yeah, Dawn was sumpin’ else. She use to travel with the circus and do bike tricks with the circus bears. They kicked her out, though, after she fell off the tightrope, landed upside down and had that nasty crack up.

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Good one UJ...I gotta shut down now....see ya tomorrow!

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Yeah, Dawn was sumpin’ else. She use to travel with the circus and do bike tricks with the circus bears. They kicked her out, though, after she fell off the tightrope, landed upside down and had that nasty crack up.

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I don't find cracks up to be nasty at all. Kinda nice in fact!

By the way, when the clowns saw what happened to Dawn, they all started juggling their balls

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I don't find cracks up to be nasty at all. Kinda nice in fact! ....

Kind of a broad brush stroke there, Herkie. That is, unless Loretta would be distinguished as possessing a crevasse, rather than a crack?

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More like a canyon than anything else!

You could take mule teams into it

Not that you would want to.

Some have tried but were never heard from since.

And watch out for the bats flying out.

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... And watch out for the bats flying out.

Oh yeah. I’ve heard she can squeeze out a greased Louisville Slugger the length of three football fields or more.

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