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#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

So claims GoFuckYourselves. I take issue with this, as I believe there are a few who clearly deserve that title more, regardless of how fucking stupid GoFuckYourselves username is.

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That honor -- and so richly deserved -- was bestowed upon me by vote by the membership here. And let me add that I worked hard for that appellation. (Well, not that hard.)

As for my name: I actually changed it. My real name was GoShitOnYourselves!

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lol. I adore this site. My heart goes 👳💣 for you, GoShitOnYourselves!

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Didn't Wild Billy earn that title one year?

Amen.

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Feels like I've asked this before, but is there an asylum group on twitter?

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Who the fuck cares?

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Not me. I ran outta giveashit a long time ago.

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Twitter is fucked up.

FB banned Mr. Freign, so I had to make a twitter account to keep up with his crazy antics. It was a terrifying experience.
Not just the immense bs information bombardment, but also that people seem to be ok with it.

TLDR: I'm too old and brain damaged for that shit.

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I have a new twitter account. Just wanted to say hi to old friends from the asylum, every now and again.

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Then post here.

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Aww, I'm sorry.

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Truth is, it takes a great deal of hard work, intense concentration, and eagle-eye focus to earn the #1 Asylum Dumbfuck award.

It is NOT given out willy-nilly, nor capriciciously.

Amen.

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nvm can't delete. figured it out

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Truth is, it takes a great deal of hard work, intense concentration, and eagle-eye focus to earn the #1 Asylum Dumbfuck award.

It is NOT given out willy-nilly, nor capriciciously.

Amen.


Uncle Jeb, when I received this high honor, the vote wasn't even close. And I didn't have to rely on any electoral college either!

I still keep my trophy in the window!

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Herk, you don't me to tell you that a true #1 ADF knows the venerable trophy is properly displayed in the recipient's arse and not in a window.

Amen.

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Herk, you don't need me to tell you that a true #1 ADF knows the venerable trophy is properly displayed in the recipient's arse and not in a window.

Amen.


I can't do that Uncle Jeb. I've got 3 other trophies already in there!!

Not to mention the portrait I painted of FeFe!!

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FeFe? FeFEEEEE?!? I gotcher FeFe right here, Misther Herkimer! I gots me some FiFi, FoFo 'n' FumFum, too!

Now, where's that #1 ADF trophy? I got room for it in my trophy "case" if you don't.

Mmmm. Toys.

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This took a dark turn.

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FeFe? FeFEEEEE?!? I gotcher FeFe right here, Misther Herkimer! I gots me some FiFi, FoFo 'n' FumFum, too!

Now, where's that #1 ADF trophy? I got room for it in my trophy "case" if you don't.

Mmmm. Toys.

Amen.


Uncle Jeb, your "case" is much too big for my #1 Asylumn Dumbfuck Trophy, and it'll be clanging, clacking and clicking as you walk down the street. You'll upset your neighbors with all that racket.

And I'm not talking about that tennis racket you keep in there!

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Grasshoppa wants to know why hes never received a trophy, despite his hard work, dedication and obvious qualifications. I told him it was because the voters all assumed hed just find a free trophy and give it to himself. But, he continues to bitch and moan.

Would someone please give him an ADF trophy? Im sick up and fed with his slobbering. Nasty.

Amen.

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I'm sorry, Uncle Jeb, but I don't give my hard-earned beautiful, shiny, gold-plated Trophy to anyone. And I won't share my most prized possession either. Besides, it's the most unique ash tray people have ever seen here.

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Herk. Fefe doesnt love you. Never did. Never will. She loves one thing, namely, the ADF trophy. And ADF groupies dont change.

Mark my word.

Amen.

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That lyin', cheatin', grifter not only ran off with my fortune but she also ran off WITH MY TROPHY!! The cops found it a few blocks away in the toilet at our local Dunkin' Donuts. It's a good thing that I had my name etched onto my most prized and cherished possession. I guess FeFeFiFiFoFoFum had to make a hasty retreat after I started chasing after her. I knew FeFe loved DoDonuts. Gol dangit, Uncle Jeb, life can be a bitch sometimes, doncha knowit?!! But thank god, I do have my trophy...evrn though it smells like urine.

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Itll be okay, Herk. What, with the wisdom and insights of the likes of ADF Emeritus Grass L. F. Hoppa and The Great Dane, A.D.D. to counsel, assist and guide you, recovery in several decades or so is virtually assured.

Amen.

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