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Truth is, it takes a great deal of hard work, intense concentration, and eagle-eye focus to earn the #1 Asylum Dumbfuck award.

It is NOT given out willy-nilly, nor capriciciously.

Amen.



When I was awarded it in 2004, it was not hard work- that's what you don't get, JEB. This site for me at that time especially was the antithesis of work- it was the ultimate escape from any and all responsibility.

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Well, I am sure you had no idea at the time that the ADF Award was essentially a membership card in what time would prove to be one of the planet’s most elite and exclusive clubs.

Congratulations and much respect!

Amen.

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The other day my dad randomly brought up the time while he was stationed in Germany, his friend almost died and ending up going insane as the result of dirty LSD. Also, I found a bottle of pills the other day:

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Pill imprint 2355 V has been identified as Acetaminophen, butalbital, and caffeine 325 mg / 50 mg / 40 mg.
walking to the mailbox. Looked them up and understood I wouldn't get high, but thought I'd at least have slightly increased focus, maybe read or doodle a little bit. Nope, nothing. Not a damn thing! Well, maybe a placebo response.
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edit: everything used to draw that was from free programs online.

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Drunk Satyr, not bad!

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Well, I am sure you had no idea at the time that the ADF Award was essentially a membership card in what time would prove to be one of the planet’s most elite and exclusive clubs.

Amen.


It sure is, Uncle Jeb. Among other honors I received, the most memorable one is the dinner the Royal Family gave in my honor in Christiansborg Palace when I last visited Denmark on a business trip.

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Shweeet. Do you also get a 10% discount at The Taco Barn?

Amen.

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One of us has to become super famous to plug this site. I still can't figure out why there are only a hand full of members.

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Shweeet. Do you also get a 10% discount at The Taco Barn?

Amen.


No, but I get all my Danish pastry for free.

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quote:
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One of us has to become super famous to plug this site. I still can't figure out why there are only a hand full of members.

They all died.

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It’s l33t.

Amen.

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All Your Base Are Belong To Us.

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Oh, really? I think Flex Stronghold is actually nothing more than a typographical error. It’s “Flex Donghold”. That goes all the way back when dingle was gay. But, he enrolled in an intensive reprogramming boot camp and got cured. At least, that’s what he sez.

Curiously, I hear he gets reprogrammed annually. Claims it’s to build on the success of his original reprogramming.

Dingus believes in crap circles, too. Claims it helps keep him eclectic.

Amen.

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But Dingus is still a patient of Dr. George Dickel!! Can't anything be done?

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Enemas, Herk. Dickel enemas. Interestingly, that’s how dingle’s obsession with crap circles began.

Amen.

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Dingle must be an enema of the people then.

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Actually, dingle has a Littlest Pet Shop addiction. He got hooked trying to tackle his My Little Pony addiction. Sad truth is, he just replaced one jones with another.

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People with addictive tendencies often do that.

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Are there any people who have no addictive tendencies?

Amen.

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Aborigines, Zulus and Manchurians.

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Aborigines, Zulus and Manchurians.

Herk, what are your sources? I have no clue about the Zulus or Aborigines, but your inclusion of Manchurians brought this old Chinese saying to mind:

If you don’t gamble, you don’t know how lucky you are.” - Anonymous Chinese Gambler.

Amen.

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A Zulu chieftain is one of my sources. He tagged along on one of my safaris. He swore to me that OCD does not exist there. They hunt for food all day and come back and dance by the fire all night. Psychological problems were totally unfamiliar to him. But don't ever cross him or you'll end up in a big pot.

I don't gamble at all. But somehow I still end up losing money.

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