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Charlie Rose

Damn, Charlie! I am so dissapointed in you! You, of all people!! So who's next, Stephen Hawking?

NO! NOT THE POPE??

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Charlie Rose is an excellent and educated interviewer media personality. He doesn't deserve to be discredited the likes of Bill Cosby because he lacks womanizing skills...

Grow up, bitches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU02dmtc_TA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK67jeBJRm0

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I saw him do a recent interview. It became apparent he'd been snortin' the Koolaid. In short, he cashed in his journalistic integrity for a membership in Club Shithead.

While Charlie may have aspired to greatness for a while, in the end he resolved to just sit back and gorge on Pop Rocks whilst chugging Grapette Soda.

Amen.

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Re: Charlie Rose

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So who's next, Stephen Hawking?



Nope. It's Matt Lauer.

So?? Who's gonna be next?

Rex Tillerson, perhaps?

My bet is on Steve Harvey.

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I expect that, in the interest of diversity, a woman will be coming up soon.

Amen.

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This is what happens when we treat women like property and allow men to write abortion laws. Seriously. Ease up on the pro life and this will calm down too.

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I expect that, in the interest of diversity, a woman will be coming up soon.

Amen.


You're right.

Caitlin Jenner!

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So, it's now "Winner, winner, Caitlin Jenner!"?

I don't need no steenking chicken dinner, anyway.

Amen.

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Did Caitlin keep her pecker?
Because this is important to know.

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Steve Harvey would rule so hard.

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Caitlin Jenner is not a woman, except as a legal fiction. If his blood were the only physical evidence to identify a victim of an apparent violent crime, with no body to examine, DNA tests would show the victim to be male.

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Of course Bruce Jenner is still a man. I feel really sorry for Bruce and people like Bruce. It must be so horrible if you're male but think you're really female. I have kind of the same problem. I'm white but I think I'm really Filipino!!

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The greatest thing about being a straight, white male is all the problems you can ignore. Too bad some dudes fuck it up like this.

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Steve Harvey makes me so hard.

FTFY.

Sorry, grasshoppa. My inner 13-year old has taken over.

Split.

Amen.

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My inner 13-year old has taken opioids.



FTFY

Sorry, Uncle Jeb. My inner 12-year old has taken over.

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FTFY

Sorry, Uncle Jeb. My inner 12-year old has taken over.


Opioids, barneyoids, andyoids, floydioids, ... theyre all good. We shall forever be the Mayberryoid hemorrhoids of the internet.

Amen.

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A perfect time of year for singing Oid Lang Syne

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Yes, and we could take lots of oid school Polaroids for the memoroids!

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Yes, and we could take lots of oid school Polaroids for the memoroids!

Amen.


Said with great sangfroid....said Sigmund Froid.

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Said with great sangfroid....said Sigmund Froid.

Heavens to Murgatroid! It's Richard Hell & The Voidoids!



Amen.

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Owioid.

Amen.

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After the first sentence, I had to shut it off. HAAAAAAAAA!

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