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Merry Christmas Everyone!

And by "everyone," I mean all 3 or 4 of you!

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Herk. Make up your mind. Three? Four? Which izzit?

Amen.

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Herk. Make up your mind. Three? Four? Which izzit?

Amen.


It depends whether one of our two-headed posters counts as 1 or 2. I'll bet you didn't know that Loretta went out on a date with only one of the heads, did you? DID YOU???

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Herkintine, Loretta doesn’t date. Oh no. She violates. Always has, always will. Mark of the Beast? She IS the beast.

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I have this huge presence hanging over me, wanting me to be a sour grinch because christmas is such a weirdness.

Merry christmas! Argh it hurts.

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Yeah I fuckin hate it but hope everyone has a good one

Roll on the new year

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Thumbs up

I rather enjoy it. Merry Christmas! And while you're at it, have a Hap-Hap-Happy New Year, too!

Amen.

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Herkintine, Loretta doesn’t date. Oh no. She violates. Always has, always will. Mark of the Beast? She IS the beast.

Amen.


She has the head of a goat, the torso of an orangutan, and the bottom of a hyena. In a huge crowd, you can spot her in a second. If aliens from another galaxy saw her, they'd turn around and get the hell out of here fast. Creepy Uncle was in love with her, though.

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Well. Let ME be the first to wish everyone a MERRY CHRISTMAS 2018! Only 362 days! Just around the corner.

Oy vey, dammit!

Amen.

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by J E B Stuart
Well. Let ME be the first to wish everyone a MERRY CHRISTMAS 2018! Only 362 days!


I call this premature articulation!

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My name is Jesus Christ, son of God/God, saviour of mankind, and I approve of this meek as fuck song:

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I have this huge presence hanging over me, wanting me to be a sour grinch because christmas is such a weirdness. ...

Dane, Dane. You have been suppressing your fart reflex for far too long. Just relax. Let ‘er rip. Yeah, you may shit yer britches, but it’ll be worth it. That do-called “huge presence” will GTFO.

Eat lotsa cabbage and strong cheese for maximum mojo.

Amen.

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Dane, Dane. You have been suppressing your fart reflex for far too long. Just relax. Let ‘er rip. Yeah, you may shit yer britches, but it’ll be worth it. That do-called “huge presence” will GTFO.

Eat lotsa cabbage and strong cheese for maximum mojo.

Amen.


This thread is starting to STINK!

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Do you know why corned beef and cabbage is a traditional New Years dinner? Because tradition called for extinguishing all fires, and re=lighting them at sundown. Damp, cold peat is difficult to light, so the use of a methane blow torch applied to the spark/smouldering peat would light that fire right up. The best ready source of such flammable gas was immediately to hand, so to speak.

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Well. Let ME be the first to wish everyone a MERRY CHRISTMAS 2018! Only 362 days! Just around the corner.

Oy vey, dammit!

Amen.



Blink of an eye.

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]Blink of an eye.

Ain’t that the truth.

Happy New Year!

Amen.

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I can't believe how fast 2018 is flying by!! Where did the year go already??

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There needs to be a New Year re-set button.

Amen.

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There needs to be a New Year re-set button.

Amen.


We have one. It's on Trump's desk.

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I am tired. Gonna hit the hay.

Amen.

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I am tired. Gonna hit the hay.

Amen.


I sleep in a pile of hay too.

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Alfalfa?

Amen.

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That little rascal!!

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"Gee, that's tough!"



Amen.

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I greased my wheezer last night!

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