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J E B Stuart
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New Year Resolutions

#1 - Substantially increase my aslumnation posting.

Comment: Jeebus H. Christ! Its never enough. More posting will require more Dickel. Oh. Well. Since I put it that way, more posting coming right up.

Amen.

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Uncle Jeb, you could never post enough!

And thank you for the case of Dickel. It's all gone now.

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You guys should set up a playdate and get those raging hormones settled.

That would be a great resolution for you! Meet up and explore each other's bodies.

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You guys should set up a playdate and get those raging hormones settled.

That would be a great resolution for you! Meet up and explore each other's bodies.


Nah, brah! We're too heterosexual to want to switch to your lifestyle.

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Herkimer, you might tread gently on the Dane. All signs indicate hes suffering from yet another oid. In his case, I fear its none other than sigmoid colonosis, brought on by repeated oral ingestion of bowel-tainted smegmaoids.

Plus, hes been sexting Grasshoppa night and day.

Of course, recovery for him is just a no more butt smores and loads o antibiotics n anti-fungal creams away. Butt, only he can do it and relapses are, unfortunately, very common.

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I just don't want to be a part in your triangle. The solution is you two pm'ing a lot more.

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Dont worry. Youre not because there is no triangle. Never was.

Hallucinations and delusions are common with your affliction. Youre not well.

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Now getting back to the topic of this thread, which is New Year's resolutions. I have made a resolution that I intend to keep this year. I have resolved not to shoot an elephant in my pajamas.

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I have resolved to never wear jammies.

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You had trouble with those flaps, didn't you?

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Yep. Loose stools.

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Your stools should stay home. They are not meant to be out on the loose like that, Uncle Jeb!

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Unfortunately, I find that at the most inopportune times, I seem to have no choice in the matter.

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Well, Uncle Jeb, not to be presumptuous, but may I suggest hiring a man to follow you around with a shovel? After all, president Trump did promise more jobs.

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Naaah. Ever since we got a real President, I find that my bowels arent nearly as irritable as they were during the preceding eight years of leading from waaaaaaaaay the fuck behind.

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Then let's hope he adds this as one of his accomplishments.

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Yes. Soothing my irritated bowels. Im in!

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Yes. Soothing my irritated bowels. Im in!

He might call it your shithole.

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He might call it your shithole.
The question is, is ghana haiti it?

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The question is, is ghana haiti it?

Norway, man!

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If President Trump said "shithole", I seriously doubt it was an oopsie. I also doubt he said it, although he would've been spot-on if he had. But, Durbin was sitting to his right. There is no reason on God's green earth for Trump, or any other Republican for that matter, to think an established liar like Durbin (D) would leave the meeting singing Happy Days Are Here Again.

IMHO, President Trump's refusal to patronize awful governments with fluffy compliments and BS praise, is admirable. I cannot think of a single country on the continent of Africa that stands out as a shining example of good governance. But, it's not just African countries. Haiti has been a horror for years. Nor is corrupt governance confined to predominately black countries. The starvation in Venezuela speaks for itself.

I made a friend a number of years ago who lived in Kansas, but grew up in Nigeria. He visited family in Nigeria whenever he could and told me he always brought a briefcase full of cash with him. I asked him why and he replied, "For protection and bribes". That said, does it follow from one anecdote that every nation in Africa is corrupt? Of course not. I share it because it is an interesting bit from someone who grew up in only one of many countries on the African continent. I will add that Nigeria is a country which, for reasons I am too inept to explain, should by all accounts be one of the more affluent countries on the planet. But, it isn't. It would be nice if Noot would step in and shed some light from his personal experiences.



An interesting link. And don't forget Marcus Garvey, may his soul rest in peace.

Amen.

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