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116 years old

Cockney Rebel, Princess Heather, slight and Denominator all have their birthday today and they each turn 116 years old. This is raising a red flag for me and I'm not referring to their age.

Hmmm!

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J E B Stuart
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116? Merely pups compared to that jackass Wonderaz.

Amen.

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When you get that old, your nurse will feed you but she won't post for you I guess.

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Heh, a nurse feed that jackass wonderaz? His meals are slid to him under the door.

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JEB is still enema fed. I'll take mine under the door, thank you.

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Two things, ye ol jackass:

1) Youd let nurse Crump park her car in yer bum if shed just letcha squeeze them 44 DDs for even a coupla seconds; and

2) Didja know Nurse Crump lets me play with em EVERY day? Its true. All I want, too. Its the dangdest thing, really. I let her get after me with her naughty boy bag, and she goes crazy hot. Her therapy may kill me someday, but oh well.

But, I digress. Are you sure those warm plates of chunks and brown gravy slid under your door come from the kitchen?

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p.s. Its my secret recipe.

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I wanna hump and pump Crump!

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Sorry Herk, but shes into old farts. Like me. Especially after my check arrives and that jackass wonderaz hasnt intercepted it.

Good Gawd, hes more worthless than tits on a boar.

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