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wonderaz
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Asylum Photo Album 2018

hook em up.

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Wonder is right *gasp*.

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You first. Jackass.

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May I go first?? I never get to go first!!

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Please do. I dub thee Primus Herkimer, first in the Class of 2018!

Of course, you gotta actually go first, or all titles are off. That’s the rules.

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Hey, this is great that I get to go first! I've never been first. I was last in my class, last to be picked for teams, last one to get turkey and stuffing, et cetera.

How long do I have?

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God only knows.

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Shit!

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That’s what the jackass does. Stinkbombs. In the hall.

The horror. The horror.

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Stinkbombs in the hall
Everyone runs for cover
The jackass won't stop!

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On the bright side, Herk, I don’t think the jackass’s sloth meme qualifies as going “first”. You’ve still got a shot. You can be a contender! You could be first!

Your destiny is before you. Seizure the day!

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Uncle Jeb, are you sure?? I've been crying for days! I think that counts as going first!! He swooped in and stole my thunder! Did tbey let him out of the Home just to be first in this thread? I'm never going to be first, am I? My mom and dad have been trying to console me, but I'm just too inconsolable at this point!!

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I’m certain, Herk. According to Asylumnation Rule 6.3(f), sloths are specifically excluded from membership in Asylumnation. Hence, the sloth pic DOES NOT COUNT.

Herk! You can be first!

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Hey, that's great news!

But what section is Rule 6.3(f)? I thought paintipoo amended it entirely and I can't find it in my dog-eared copy. (It's dog-eared because Fred was explaining it to me.)

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That was when paintipoo was telling everyone he was Jeebus, so any actions by him are deemed void by virtue of Rule 7.5(b).

Think, I CAN BE FIRST! It is my FATE!

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So how long do I have?

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hanging out with my nephew

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I was an early proponent of American culture.

Attachment: ego indianer.png
This has been downloaded 40 time(s).

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Dang, Dane! You were a cute kid. What the hell happened?!

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Great lookin’ kid, SP. Spoil him rotten, I say. They grow up too dadgum quickly.

Amen.

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Both our pics are from some time in the seventies.

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Nope. Dildoid’s is fresh.

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Great lookin’ kid, SP. Spoil him rotten, I say. They grow up too dadgum quickly.

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believe me i'm spoiling the shit out of him. he just turned 4 in december, but it seems like he just came home from the hospital a few months ago. he's my little buddy though and we play video games together and it's cute.

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You’re wildly wealthy, old bean. Sadly, you blink and they’re grown. But, it’s a joy beyond compare.

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Very cute, dencey. What the hell happened?

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