Hey Poops. Love your alt!

Amen.

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Has always made me chortle.

Poops!

Amen.

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Poops for health! Indeed, I do.

Pooooops. Has a comfy roll to it.

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Cherry Poopsicles are delicious! Especially on a hot summer day.

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Fruit Poops - It’s what’s for breakfast.

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Fruit Poops - It’s what’s for breakfast.

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Reminds me o' that 60's song, "Hang On Poopy" by The McGees, or sumpin' like that:




Amen.

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Wow! I love "Hang On Poopy." I was expecting it to sound like shit. But, no, it actually is great, and I found it very moving. It moved my bowels.

Here's another good one. It's up for a Grammy this year, too, albeit in the children's category.

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That really old gal down the hall that the jackass “dates” once a month when she gets her check is known as “Droops McPhee”.

No need to spell it out for ya. Gravity eventually wins. Always.

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That really old gal down the hall that the jackass “dates” once a month when she gets her check is known as “Droops McPhee”.

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Herk, Herk. The only “accounts” that jackass has ever had, are other wimmens’ accounts. Droops’ checks get cashed and are promptly spent on “provisions”.

Those in-the-know call it “the jackass way”.

Amen.

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Ya know, sometimes he'd mess with the wrong woman. And if you get the wrong woman all angry and fired up, especially if you're goin' after their savings (as is his wont), then you'd better be on your toes, 'cuz if she comes after you, you'd better have a smart plan of action!

What the hell do you think that balloon was for??

Quick getaways!!!

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I think I must text too much. I’m gonna have to watch more AFV.

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Does a tree falling in the forest make a sound if no one hears it?

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Herk, the deeper question is this: Does no one in the forest hear like a tree if it makes a falling sound?

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Like a falling tree, you stumped me!

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And Fred humped us all. He’s now in the happy humping grounds in the sky.

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Yessir, Fred's in heaven humping the angels with The Little Drummer Boy playing in the background.

Hump, hump hump, hump, hump hump hump hump

Well, you get the idea. Frdd always loved that tune.

Of course, you knew who his favorite group was, right?

You got it! The Three Dog Night!

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He really enjoyed that song called, “My Humps”.

I miss my dog.

Amen.

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He also loved "Who Let The Dogs Out? Who Who Who."

But his all-time favorite was "How Much Is That Doggy In The Window?"

I would sing him these songs when I was staying in his doghouse, in the room that you built for me, and Fred would wag his tail and lick my face.

Fred was my very best pal.

Except when he'd eat from my bowl!

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Oh yeah. And Fred loved poop. Gawd, it was nasty, but Fred loved a fresh, chewy turd more than any dog i’ve ever known.

He woulda really enjoyed Poops McGhee. Poor Fred.

Amen.

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You're right. Fred made me roll that Leg of Lamb in poop before he would eat it.

I rolled it in my poop.

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Herk? What would Poops do if someone turned you into a fruit 'n' veggie walrus?



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Herk? What would Poops do if someone turned you into a fruit 'n' veggie walrus?



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Only Poops knows for sure and Poops ain’t sayin’.

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