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What, is “props” a heinous new super-bug STD?

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What, is “props” a heinous new super-bug STD?

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No, it's something actors use.

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Okay. Well one thing we know for sure - Poops is a patron of the arts:



Known as Pan Pumps the Pompeii Pooper.

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Loretta must give Poops props.
Herk ? You know you were joking. I know you were joking. The POPE knows you were joking. Do you think it possible, however, that The Loretta took your command seriously and hunted down Poops?

De Poops hasn’t been around for a spell. I’m getting worried. If The Loretta did in fact find him, ol’ P-McGhee is most certainly in a verrry dark place.

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Does the Pope poop, Pops?

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Does the Pope poop, Pops?
If he says so, but I’m not gonna ask him. He does, however, do this:



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If that's the case, then he's a Dopey Popey, Popeye.

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What if de Pope was also de Wizard of Oz?

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dePressing.

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Not for me. I wear no-iron shirts.

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Then I suggest you add some iron to your diet.

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That’s a rather anemic post, Herk. Have you been taking your Geritol?

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Unfortunately, I've been taking Barbasol.

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Herk. Better get a parasol for those aerosol craps o’ Barbasol a-comin’! That is all.

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An umbrella for this fella, is what I tell her.

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I’d blow it if I was a poet.

Uuuh. I don’t think I like the way that came out. Clearly, I need more vitamin D for Dickel.

BBL.

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I’d blow it if I was a poet.

Uuuh. I don’t think I like the way that came out. Clearly, I need more vitamin D for Dickel.

BBL.

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I've noticed, Uncle Jeb, that you never dick around with your Dickel.

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Well, the burning question is what has become of Poops McGhee? Poooooooops. PoooOOOPSIE! Poops?

Poops.

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Poops fell into his toilet and drowned.

Yes, Uncle Jebediah, he felt flushed.

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*Stuart* kind of sounds like a fart sound.

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Dencey Dane. I thought shit posting was beneath you. Oh well. It is refreshing to see you excel at something.

I highly recommend, however, that you get off your butt and get your mom signed up and a-posting.

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I'm the best shitposter that ever posted shit. In that regard, he does admire me very much.

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I’m a shitty poster. There is a difference, y’know.

Danish moms need posting too. Don’t forget that.

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You're a sitting poster. You post sitting down.

I, on the other hand, often post while sitting on the can. So this makes me, in fact, not only a shitty poster but also a poster shitting.

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If you’re posting on the can, that means you’re a canny poster. When you rise from the can to post, you become uncanny.

Glad we cleared that up, Herk.

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