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I can't post while being uncanny in Canada, can I, Cantor?

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I can't post while being uncanny in Canada, can I, Cantor?
Au contraire, o’ Herkimancan. You can, I can, we ALL can:



Amen.

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You just had to open this can of worms, didn't you?

Can they do the Can-Can in Cancun? Can they? And don't tell me to can it, Kenny!


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Hey Herk! I noticed poopoopoo has a birthday today. I have no clue who that is, but I can’t help but wonder if, perhaps, poopoopoo is, like, the legendary Poops’ long-lost love child.

Well?

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Funny! I noticed the same thing earlier! HAAAA!

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GFY, don't you think*stuart* is like a fart sound?

One of those where you instantly fear it may be a moist fart, but then the rest is all dry and you feel thankful, if a little disappointed?

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Honestly, I never expected to ever see such a childish post from someone so contempuous of my own syle. Actually, I'm happy to see it.

And no, not at all.

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What, as in “stew” and “fart”? Fart stew? Stewie fart? Like this?:



Dencey, that’s too cerebral for me ‘n’ Herkimer, the Herkle and Jerkle of the Asylum. Don’t forget, we’re poor Americans, some of the planet’s lowest life forms.

Hmmm. A fart that gurgles? Gurgly fart? Fart stew as in a fart with chunks ‘n’ sauce? This is a tuff one.

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dency dane disdains dainty daily dirty doo doo.

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Do wah fiddy, Herk. Don’t forget de do wah diddy:



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Dum diddy do, too!

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Dang. Poops McGhee is still taking a big poop?

Must be why he’s known as “Poops”.

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He poops so much because he eats too many Tootsie Poops!

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Honestly, I never expected to ever see such a childish post from someone so contempuous of my own syle. Actually, I'm happy to see it.

And no, not at all.


How is farting a childish subject? And don't lie just to stay on jeb's good side. Stuart is totally a fart sound 𝔄ℭ𝔎𝔑𝔒𝔚𝔏𝔈𝔇𝔊𝔈 ℑ𝔗, 𝔖𝔘𝔅ℌ𝔘𝔐𝔄𝔑

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...Stuart is totally a fart sound... .[/SIZE]
Totally a fart sound? Dencey, Dencey, Dencey. They don’t call me “The Breeze” for nothin’. I have studied and perfected all the fart moves of Poops McGhee, The Fart Master.

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Uncle Jeb!! I will never ever forget the night you were guest soloist with the New York Philharmonic. It was quite an evening to remember.

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Herk, when creative inspiration seems seems to elude my grasp, I turn to the classics:



Amen.

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Despite what you may think, that keeps a marriage really fresh!

Jeb,,,,,I'll BBL.

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Thaks, Herk! Marital advice is always appreciated. One question regarding keeping it fresh - Are you talking about the beans, broccoli and crab cakes, or the farting, itself? I ask because I’ve always understood that the best farts were aged, like Dickel, for example.

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I was talking about how to use cellophane properly. Need I say more?

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... Need I say more?
By all means, please do, o’ Herkimer.

One way or the other, we all must get back to the basics of de Poops...Poops McGhee!

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I dare not speak more on that as there are many here who would love to report me. My freedom means a lot to me.

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I dare not speak more on that as there are many here who would love to report me. My freedom means a lot to me.
And harassment a lot to me. A whole lot.

Amen.

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And harassment a lot to me. A whole lot.

Amen.


Her ass meant a lot to me also.

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Her ass musta been the community ass. Sorta like the community food pantry.

Makes sense, really. In her high school yearbook, “Aspires to give meaningful ass to the needy” appears under her senior picture.

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