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Originally posted by J E B Stuart
Her ass musta been the community ass. Sorta like the community food pantry.

Makes sense, really. In her high school yearbook, “Aspires to give meaningful ass to the needy” appears under her senior picture.

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Funny that. The Loretta’s senior pic had this under it - “MOST ASS”

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How appropriate. The Loretta's ass is so big it has its own ZIP code.

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Yeah. And The Loretta’s ass is so big, when she steps on the scales it says, “to be continued”.

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I thought it said, "OUCH!! GET THE FUCK OFF!"

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I don’t know, Herk. My scales don’t talk to me. I guess that’s ‘cause I got ‘em at Walmart.

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And you didn't catch any diseases in there yet?

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Cooties. Mostly cooties. But, kerosene gets rid of ‘em.

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Yeah, kerosene is great for cooties. I was using it one time while smoking a cigarette, and then I decided to put the cigarette out and I was thinking, "Where can I put this out?", so I decided to put it out in the kerosene. That was the last thing I remembered.

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Look on the bright side, Herk. You dudn’t Have to get your hair cut for over two years.

Do you think your eyebrows will ever grow back, though?

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I hope so. In the meantime, I'm wearing eyebrow paint...like Groucho!

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I’d been wondering why you’re now cross-eyed and that explains it. You need to let someone else put them ‘brows on for ya. And it just so happens I’m pretty handy with a black magic marker, Herk.

Come to think of it, I have a set o’ colored markers, so you could choose from a wide array of dazzling colors. I even have some glow-in-the-dark markers. Why, you did could do mix ‘n’ match. Just imagine! The possibilities are virtually endless.

I am excited! Just gimme the word.

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I like the glow-in-the-dark idea. This way I could read at night in bed without a night light.

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Do you think you might be interested in some flashing eyebrows? Those might be cool.

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Very classy and very flashy!

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What about some poopbrows?

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A family size poopcorn.

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Originally posted by Coincidence
A family size poopcorn.

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Originally posted by Coincidence
A family size poopcorn.

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Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!
HAAAAAAAA!

Love it! Congratulations! You've pooped your first test.

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Much better!

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Yeah, but where is Poops McGhee? I thought when the poop gets pooped, de Poops gets pooping. I sure hope Poops isn’t a party-pooper.

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Thanks, but I can't accept the accolade. I should have used the purple font and max size.

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You desire to be a purple helmeted warrior? And here all this time I thought you fancied becoming a wizard.

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Hey, it is a very potent profession.

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