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Yeah, but where is Poops McGhee? I thought when the poop gets pooped, de Poops gets pooping. I sure hope Poops isn’t a party-pooper.

Amen.


He's in a band now and he's hoping to become a very poopular poop star. Like Justin Pooper.

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If Poops joined Blues Traveler, he could play alongside John Pooper.

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How about this? What if he gives up music altogether and becomes a priest and then becomes a cardinal and finally becomes the Poop?!!

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Well you know what they say ~ Poop rises to the top. That said, why stop with becoming just The Poop? Poops should go all the way and become the BIG BOSS.

Just think. You’ll be saying your bedtime prayers to Poops McGod.

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When the day comes that I have to get on my knees and pray to poop, I think it'll be time to hang it up.

How do you hang up poop?

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I don’t know, Herk. But wart I do know is that Poops McGhee’s soulmate is known as the “Mad Pooper”:



And where else? Colorado, of course.

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This is just wart you think it is: Poop Privilege.

We nincom-Poops do not stand a chance.

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Well, you know how it is, Herk. Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically downhill from there.

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Did you see that Bob's Burgers episode with the mad pooper (whose latest target got diarrhea in her diorama)?

The show is kind of sophisticated, but never above using some good American fecal jokes.

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I’ve never watched Bob’s Burgers. Will you settle for a loud pooper?



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I ain't clickin' that shit.

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I'll pass, too.

Pass gas that is.

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He clicked that shit.

It’s called clicking for poop

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If Coinzy is dyslexic, poop is the word for him.

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Yeah, and if you flip it over and around, you get “boob”. That’s why bnb and Coincidilly may be soulmates. You flip ’n’ twist ol’ bnb around and you get poops ‘n’ duds.

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And if you flip Coinzy upside down you get this: ǝɔuǝpᴉɔuᴉoƆ

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