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That was so funny I just pooped in someone else's pants!
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Small wonder no one wants to wear the pants in your family.
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That's because they're all in jumpsuits behind bars.
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Isn’t that because they had been caught in humpsuits behind bears? Crazy stuff, I tell ya. Plum crazy.
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Isn’t that because they had been caught in humpsuits behind bears?
Barely.
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Were the bears barely burley?
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The bears were drinking beers in the bars, Burl.
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Poops McGhee drinks Dickel, but I have no idea where.
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In his mouth.
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In his mouth.
I doubt that. I understand Poops is a hardcore butt-chugger.
Makes sense, really. If he drank it, he’d be called Pukes McGhee, rather than Poops.
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He's becoming more filthy and disgusting with each passing day.
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Must be training to be a community organizer.
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I wonder where ol’ Poops got off to? He has a bad habit of pooping and running. Leaves a mess for you and me to deal with since grasshoppa’s a waaaaay too lazy of a fat sack o’ pudgy poop to even post a poal these days.
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He didn't poop and run. He pooped and had the runs.
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Maybe he’s in Chicago, hangin’ out with his canine buddies:
“...Most of the neighborhoods with a higher concentration of rat complaints coincide with the neighborhoods with a higher concentration of dog poop. ...”. From here.
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That's why Fred always went into the toilet.
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The toilet was his water bowl.
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I was putting on some toilet water the other day when the lid hit me in the face.
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Uncle JEB’s Helpful Tips: Next time, turn over. If the lid falls again, it’ll just hit you on the back of your head.
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You want me to flip my lid?
Well, it won't be the first time.
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Not really, but if you must, be sure and wear a polkadot bow tie and spatterdashes with your saddle shoes.
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What about my cummerbund?
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Try it with your green pork pie hat.
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I think I'll wear that combo at the Grand Ole Opry.
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If you haven't been there yet, you should go.
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