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Something Interesting I Learned Today

Children relate better to their pets than they do to their siblings.

http://www.cam.ac.uk/research/news/...-their-siblings

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More "research" to substantiate an age-old truism known to every parent of children with pets. Ain't "social science" wonderful?

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Fred was a wonderful dog. May he Rest In Peace.

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I loved Fred, Uncle Jeb. I loved how you built an extra room in his dog house for me and I would stay there during summer vacation. I taught Fred how to play chess and the little fucker would beat me all the time. He even created a new opening move that is widely used by the Russians. It's called "The Fred Pawn's Opening." And he taught me how to run after cars and bite mailmen. Oh, how I miss my best friend!

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Yeah. Ol’ Fred humped a lotta legs in his prime. My legs miss him.

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Oh, yeah! Fred taught me that, too. That's what I loved most about him. He always shared.

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Fred. No dog ever enjoyed a promiscuous leg like him.

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Uncle Jeb, when I used to stay with him in the doghouse, do you know what his favorite dinner was that I used to get for him?

That's right -- Leg of lamb!

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Sounds like a band. Leg Of Lamb Of God. Hardcore, sorta.

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Actually, it was Leg of Lambchops. Ya know, Shari Lewis' Lambchops. Fred loved puppets, as it turned out.

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Shari Lewis - hot stuff. Gotta hand it to my trusty dog. He had great taste in humpin’ legs.

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We should name a city after our beloved friend. Let's call it Fredricksburg!

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Something Interesting I Learned Today.

The Egyptian dog Abuwtiyuw was the earliest dog whose name is known. He was a royal guard dog, had an elaborate funeral, and lived during the Sixth Dynasty (2345–2181 BC).

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abuwtiyuw

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We should name a city after our beloved friend. Let's call it Fredricksburg!

Herk, you mean “Fredlicksbutt”, don’tcha? There’s already a Fredericksburg.

Of course, if it was in China, it’d be called “Fredricksbutt”.

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So there IS a Fredricksburg?? How cool that they already named a town after my best friend Fred!! Fred would be so pleased to know this!!

Uncle Jeb, was Stuart, Florida named after you??

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The word 'olé' comes from 'Allah'.

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Today, I learned Chelsea Handler is a bona-fide lunatic with pretty good ta-tas. The thing I still wonder, though, is what would her name be if she and Adam Sandler tied the knut? Chelsea Handler-Sandler? I think I like Chelsea Sandler-Handler better.

Concerns will likely arise, however, if Anthony Weiner gets divorced and then exchanges vows with Handler....

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She'd be a weiner handler!

Okay, okay...I needed Google to get this, I admit it.

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Chelsea Weiner-Handler. How ironic if she failed to see the humor in that, although it wouldn’t be surprising. She aspires to stratospherically high-maintenance. Resents like hell that gravity is a bitch. In fact, it’s made her cuckoo.

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If for some reason she couldn't get any work and had to beg for money on the street would she be Chelsea the panhandler?

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