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The "Dear Jeb" Thread

Okay, I'll go first.

Dear Jeb,

My wife says that I don't spend enough time talking with her and that I spend too much time looking at porn and fucking around on the internet with total strangers. I would divorce the bitch but I need her money.

How can I resolve this situation without changing anything I do?

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She has to redefine porn and strangers. They are outdated concepts and have lost much meaning in online culture.

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Yes, yes, I like that very much. But how do I get her to do this?

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Dear Jeb.
How come Goggies don't have bent dicks?
Because they have paws though.

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Uncle Jeb, what the fuck is he talking about?

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Goggies don't have bent dicks because they don't do excessive masturbations. They lick it.

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You've FLIPPED!

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Grasshoppa’s been wackin’ poodle noodles for shits ‘n’ grins. He’s gonna go blind, get warts, and go to Hell.

Amen.

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Dear Uncle Jeb.
How can the earth NOT be flat huh?

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Like this computer table.
It's FLAT.
It's LEVEL.
Is this a conspiracy?

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Of course the Earth is flat.
Otherwise, everything would slide off.

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So, let me see if I have this straight - Is what you’re saying is that Mother Earth is flat-chested?

Yes?

Amen.

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Then what are the Alps?

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Pimples on her butt?

Amen.

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YES

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YES

NO

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She’s got pimples on her but ... she’s purdy.

Amen.

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She's as purdy as a cancerous testicle.

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Both of ‘em?

Amen.

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Not the healthy one.

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Okay, Herk. Good time to segue to a PSA:



Amen.

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quote:
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Yes, yes, I like that very much. But how do I get her to do this?

Subtle hints that no porn makes you rapey.

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Hey! Where the fuck you been? Stewy and I can't keep this boat floating alone, you know?

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Dear Jeb.
How come the Christians voted for a Mormon and then a Money changer?
I voted for the Jewish Carpenter does that make me more Christian?

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Dear Jeb,
What is the meaning of life?

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