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Trenchant_Troll
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This place...

...is a dead as a doornail. Why it's even deader than the Star Wars franchise, and that's pretty fucking dead I tell ya. Buh bye.

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J E B Stuart
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Hey Lazarus! Me ‘n’ Herkimer ruined it. Plum said so. Completely. We have serious skills.

Amen.

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J E B Stuart
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Forum death by posting. Poop posting, to be precise.

Got poop?

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GoFuckYourselves!
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TT just pooped on us!!

Well, maybe he just wants to fertilize this place so it'll grow. Yeah, that's it.

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Dildo_Hitler
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There, there. You shouldn’t hold that wind in for so long, Dildooooo. It’s unhealthy.

Okay. Now for the important stuff, namely, how’s your ma?

Bonus pernts for pics.

Amen.

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Allow me to clarify, Dildooooo: Is yer ma still yer ma?

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Does his mama wear a mumu, Mimi?

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Allow me to clarify, Dildooooo: Is yer ma still yer ma?

Amen.



she's loving every minute of being a grandma.

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And a grand ma she is

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i think the server is dying

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Dingle
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It's okay my darlings, daddy's here.

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quote:
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she's loving every minute of being a grandma.



Your mom is pretty and I say that in a non-creepy way. She should come back.

Amen.

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It's okay my darlings, daddy's here.

Good job, Dingle. I really thought this place was gone for good.

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No. It was just briefly gone for bad.

Amen.

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I was gone for bed.

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I woke up and my bed was gone. I suspect that jackass wonderaz pawned it. Again.

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You're lucky you still had your jammies!

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I woke up and my bed was gone. I suspect that jackass wonderaz pawned it. Again.

Amen.




The Hazmat team hauled it off after the health department condemned it.

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You’re why the resthome administrator and health inspector called the hazmats in the first place, ya miserable jackass. I’m surprised that nasty red brassiere hasn’t already been declared a roving EPA Superfund site.

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Good job, Dingle. I really thought this place was gone for good.


It took me this long to realize that I could post here while pooping. Somebody should have told me this 10 years ago.

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So every time you post, we know it will be shitty?

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That's where I am inspired to do all of my best shit talking.

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Totally explains why you are such an ass here

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I do a lot of my posting when doing my depositing.

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