Happy Birthday, Jinxy! We passed the hat and paid Heffernan to give you a happy birthday strip-o-gram. Unfortunately, he said he’s gonna be late. He claims he was accosted by some homosexuals who wouldn’t take “no” for an answer and he’s still trying to get away.
" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should notï¿½the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman