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GimpyDivo
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Omg Hay You Guys!

who's still active?

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the only way to effectively deal with the hajis is to carpet bomb mecca with bacon and porn until those little brown cocksuckers completely capitulate and piss all over themselves in a display of submission.

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Dude111
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We're all here due!!!

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Active is subjective. I couldn't jog if my life depended on i but I type with eight fingers now.

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Wonder is right *gasp*.

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GimpyDivo
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I stumbled on inky and chips on Twitter.

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yMQ
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I remember those names. Kinda.

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J E B Stuart
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Re: Omg Hay You Guys!

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who's still active?

At what? Thankfully, my bowels remain active.

Amen.

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Re: Re: Omg Hay You Guys!

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Thankfully, my bowels remain active.

Moving right along...

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Re: Re: Re: Omg Hay You Guys!

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Moving right along...

As I’m singing a song...

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You're singing in the cracks.

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And digging in my ears for wax.

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And annoying your neighbors to the max.

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Fat chance o’that, Herkilax. All my neighbors here in the resthome just turn off their hearing aids whenever they feel the need to be noise-free.

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What if they don't remember to do that?

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Eh, those unable to remember to do that won’t remember being annoyed.

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Then they didn't remember to turn the clocks back which means they're going to die an hour earlier!

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Fortunately, the clocks here change automatically.

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What about your adult diapers? Do they get changed automatically as well?

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Diapers are for wimps. Real men poop in their pants.

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Hey, Gimp. Long time no remember. Good to see you're still breathing, I think.

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Diapers are for wimps. Real men poop in their pants.

Real men pant in their poops.

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Well, this fella says poop brought he and his girlfriend closer together:



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What's the big deal? Who hasn't had that happen to them? Heck, this is almost a daily thing for me. And that's why I always carry a roll of toilet paper in my bag. Be prepared is my motto! Why just last year I shat in Times Square...on New Year's Eve...at 10 seconds to midnight. But no one saw me because they were all watching the ball drop... instead of watching my balls drop!

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You should carry a pack o’ witch hazel wipes in your pocket, instead. Wandering around with that roll o’ buttwipe hangin’ around your neck makes you look like a cuckoo brain who thinks he’s a St. Bernard.

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I have a very wide tie that totally covers it. Of course, if I'm running low on the toilet paper I just use the tie.

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Your so-called “tie” sounds like a bib to me.

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