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Large Filipino
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Jeb,GFY,Coin and me.

These are the people that run this show.
I blame Trump.

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I blame internet cooties.

Amen.

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Large Filipino
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via GIPHY

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Large Filipino
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Oh snap. I forget that TT still posts here from time to time.

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It may very well be dementia, grasshoppa. Why, I pm’d you six days ago and you still haven’t replied.

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Large Filipino
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I thought I did though!
Oh and where the hell is SS?

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He’s still here and posts when he’s up to it. But, he’s trying to make the best of a lengthy and increasingly severe ordeal, too.

Amen.

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I'm still around. Frankly, haven't had much to say, as I have been mostly dealing with a litany of minor and not so minor disasters. 17th Jan I went to the wound care clinic for a recurrence of the abscess on my right heel, and got sent across the street to the hospital.. Morning of the 18th the Dr surgically removed most of the flesh on my heel, implanted a new type of immunologically neutral graft of lab produced living tissue. I was on pretty potent IV antibiotics there until Friday the 26. At that point I was transferred to a "skilled nursing care" facility, which was a complete travesty, but I did get some more antibiotics. I was there until late Tuesday Feb 6, when I forced them to take me home. Place was run by a bunch of utter incompetents, and I decided enough was enough.

I've been home since then, but cannot drive my van, as on my way to the Dr's office on 1/17 a guy spun out of the black ice on the roads that day and took out the left headlight, fender, the end of the bumper, the left side of the windshield, left side mirror, and shattered the lens of the left tail light on my van I got the windshield replaced Fri last week, but it is taking my freedom in my hand to drive it as it is. Bought a replacement headlight unit, air dam/valance for the top of the bumper, fender outer skin, and got those parts in on Monday. Now I need to find someone who can do the work - my manual dexterity has decreased to the point I can no longer use my tools due to neuropathy.

Other than that, my vision is piss poor anymore, to the point that I cannot read printed books or mail, even with eyeglasses. Which is why I don't post much anymore, besides being so fucking tired from 18 hours of dialysis per week. I go to dialysis 3X/wk, wound care once a wk, and not much else.

Life is a joy.

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Coincidence
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Just don't commit suicide alone. Make a spectacle of it.

Well with that out of the way, we can focus on me and my endless joy of being alive.

WHEEEE

I'm hanging on to this place by my fingernails. I bragged about using 7 mins a day here, but those times are gone, because I can't stand the GFY JEB spam for more than 20 threads a time.

Also, of course, a large part of my identity here has been about annoying americans by mild-mannered trolling, but this has been eclipsed by reality and I am kind of left behind the floating wreck of Trump America. It's a bitter comfort to be proven right beyond expectations.

At least the simulation argument to which I subscribe is gaining much traction these days.

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Coin just doesn't have much heft to him, so sorry, but unless you can pull something really clever out of your ass, you'd probably be the first to be taken out.

Poor JEB is getting up in the years- he'd put up a good fight but it wouldn't be 30 seconds before he'd be gasping for breath.

So it would come down to LF and GFY- GFY doesn't reveal much beyond all his wit and sarcasm, but he doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who has had to fight for much. He'd still be thinking the battle is all some kind of strange joke when yes, big LF would take him down. For all his moronity, LF at least knows a few things about struggle and tenacity, and he also has a family to take care of.

You wouldn't think so at first, but I would put my money on LF as the victor of this skirmish.

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Large Filipino
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I do lead in post count still.

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I do lead in post count still.
Grasshoppa! You deserve a poster toaster award. We’ll look around and see if we can scratch up a free electric toaster.

Do you mind if it doesn’t toast?

Amen.

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A toaster that doesn't toast is like a roaster that doesn't roast and a coaster that doesn't coast or a poster who doesn't post. Ain't that just the most?

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That is actually deeply profound, Herk.

So. You wouldn’t have a broken toaster lyin’ around, would ya?

Amen.

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I just gave one to a neighbor. She likes her toast very very very light.

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I do lead in post count still.

Would it have been too much to include plum in our little clique?

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Re: Jeb,GFY,Coin and me.

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...I blame Trump.



Grasshoppa? I blame you.

Amen.

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so all thats left is that little bit of lint stuck in the corner of the trap...?

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Bales of it.

Amen.

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Re: Jeb,GFY,Coin and me.

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I blame Trump.


Most imbeciles do. Therefore, it makes perfect sense that you would be one of them. One day, I would like to drink mulled wine from your empty skull.

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Nope. I don't get it. I know I give you shit TT, but you're well read, thoughtful, and not a total tard... how the heck do you like Trump? It just makes no sense to me. I get the whole Republican thing (its not totally silly as far as politics go), and I certainly see why Democrats could be considered retarded at times, but I just don't see any redeeming qualities in Trump whatsoever.

The same applies to JEB, who is usually a paragon of good sense.

I have come to the conclusion that I will never understand how y'alll can be happy having such a numpty as your leader. It's really, really weird. Like if the FBI put Barney Fife in charge.

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Totally agree, Muffy. TOTALLY! It IS weird and mind-boggling.

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