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Oh I had that lifestyle a few years ago. I was really quite fit, going to the gym for 2 hours a day for about 5 days a week, or at least a 10 km (6 mile) run as an alternative. But then I went through incredible pressure of planning to marry a man that was totally not for me, then coming to terms after was a fiasco. Anyway, much self learning occurred but so did weight gain. I had a few other major life events occur. Anyway, I want to do the balanced meal and exercise thing but I need to lighten my load now.


Believe me, I understand. I was in quite phenomenal shape until about 4 years ago when I went through a period of about 3 years where I spent consecutive months on end not being able to walk. Getting into shape at 37 was one thing. Getting into shape at 47 is a whole different animal.

I still say that baby steps are the best way. I've tried the Atkins/keto/juicing, etc. stuff. They all worked for anywhere from 3 days to 3 weeks, but they just aren't sustainable (for me anyway) any more.

I hope you find what works for you. I know "the thing" can be unique to each person. Don't discount the mental aspects of the issue either. You'd be surprised how much negativity toward yourself can hamper physical health.

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Haven't heard from you, Oracular. How's the diet coming along?

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Tracy Kiss would advise Jinxy to switch to sperm smoothies.

Amen.

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Oracular, I have very healthy sperm for you, if you'd like some. You'll love it straight from the "container," I'm sure. No charge!

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So, on hiatus. I needed a temporary break from meating [sic] and gained 4 lbs back (no surprise, as it is standard when you recarb quickly). I plan on getting back in gear post mother's day. Really happy though. Feel a bit better overall

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Oracular, what about your book? How is that coming along?

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i read a book somethimes

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You need to turn the pages, you know?

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Jinxy must have her nose to the grindstone, crankin’ out page after page of riveting prose.

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Either that or she's so weak from that keto diet that she can't get up.

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Or, maybe she got so hungry from Keto she tried to eat Beto with a slice of tomato on a baked potato.

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Or maybe she's having Keto with Kaeto Kaelin.

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Or, maybe our dear Jinxy fell off the keto wagon and boomeranged so hard that she can no longer squeeze through the Asylumnation door.

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I fixed that door 2 weeks ago. The rollers were rusty.

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Barn door, eh?

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Airplane hanger door.

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Well, I wonder whether Jinxy is trim and svelte by now, or has packed it back on and can no longer squeeze through the door. She can’t boast of a weight-loss mission, then frolic away and leave us hangin’. We deserve an update.

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I was wondering about her also. She probably got so thin that she disappeared. Or fell through that crack in an elevator door and died.

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Haha hey guys... life is funny. Turns out I fractured a fibula and totally severed the kneecap ligaments too for good measure. How? A very stupid fall... is why they are not called "intentionals" apparently. I had managed to pretty easily keep 15 lbs off after stopping the the weird eating. I am certain I gained a bunch back... as bad as it is, food has been my clearly poor choice of entertainment the last week or so. Surgery today! Woohoo.

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Haha hey guys... Surgery today! Woohoo.

Dang, Jinxy! I wish you a speedy recovery. 🙏🏻

Inpatient, or outpatient?

Amen.

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Out. Day surgery only. Already done. 2 weeks of laying on my butt now followed by months of rehab. Woohooo

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Good luck with that. I lack the patience for rehab.

From what I've heard (and my own experience) most people who do the Keto thing gain weight back, so don't feel too bad. Besides, you're gorgeous and shouldn't need to worry about your weight unless it's impacting on your health.

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Well it does so I need to. Keto was fine. This doing nothing and eating sugar not so good. Easy to be bored and eat at the moment

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I know it! I try to be good but Piney keeps stocking the fridge and cupboards with chocolate. I find the snacking thing difficult. The best thing that has worked for me is to just give in and snack, but make sure I have things that aren't carb/sugar laden. It has to be stuff you really like though. In my case, a big antipasto platter with lots of anchovy stuffed olives and marinated mussels... yum! and I can snack away without feeling too guilty (or gaining too much weight).

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I should probably note that I typed the above while stuffing my gob with a chocolate bar, while rationalizing to myself that it was a mini bar, so it's not that bad, plus it had almonds (which are good in terms of mono unsaturated fatty acids) and dark chocolate (which is healthy, so they say).. lol. I am not a good dieter by any means, but I think a lot of it is just the comfort and pleasure of eating something that tastes good, which is why trying to have good tasting food that isn't chocolate around works for me... unfortunately, I haven't been grocery shopping this week so my options were limited (more rationalizing of my crappy food choices). Ahh well, it's a battle. But fuck, I'd rather be a happy chubster than a grouchy stick insect.

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