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Famous last words...

"Sharks shmarks, let's go swimming!"

"Just cut the blue one, Chip."

"What are those mountain goats doing in this cloud bank?"*













* Hat tip to The Far Side

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”Dear God, Loretta! You smell like a dead billy goat!”

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"Trust me, honey, I know what I'm doing."

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Helmets are for pussies

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"Don't worry, it's not loaded."

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"I do."

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”Nice to meet you, Jeffrey Dahmer! What’s for dinner?”

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"Yes, blue waffles do sound delicious."

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I ‘fess up. I had to google blue waffles. 😳

Amen.

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Overheard in a hotel room at that swanky Dominican Republic resort:

That bourbon in this mini-bar has a bit of a wang to it. Oh well. Bottoms-up!

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Fuck your lotion, and screw your damn basket.

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JFK to Jackie as they got of the plane in Dallas: "Christ! I need another parade like I need a hole in the head."

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"Does this shrimp taste funny to you?"

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General Custer to his men: "They can't fight worth shit."

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